Pomez

2010-05-14T06:13:00.002+02:00

Just saw that if you scroll down that this pic under here is AGAIN represented, THATS HOW IMPORTANT it is BEMECKKK!!!

2010-05-14T06:01:00.002+02:00

Lets figure what the hell is what!!! so many days go by without us doing anything useful with it, lets use our time to do good things, THIS post wont be one of those useful time users, SO LETS GET WASTING on time BLITCHES!!! (not a typo, blitches is blizzard bitch)

LOVE THIS PIC OR DONT EXIST!!

2009-08-17T12:39:00.002+02:00

Due to MOUNTING pressure, from ALL SIDES I must update the blog, a certain person who's name shall be left in the Chinese dark has PLEADED, nay BEGGED to see more updates on the blog so here goes a quick thingie so that it can SEEM as if its been updated:

Random stupid list:

List of why i like fruits

1) they juicy
2) they tasty
3) they funky
4) they bootylicious
5) they malicious
6) they delicious
7) they fruity
8) POMEZ ENDORSES FRUITS!! STRAIGHT FRUIT!!!

AH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

in other news today we saw the wall street market took a severe dive today into the depths of the netherworld of Butamia. In sports Zlatan is still GROSSLY overrated and soccer is STILL boring to watch, fun to play, boring to watch, awesome to take part in in real life, ASS LICKINGLY Boring to watch!!

2009-06-30T14:11:00.003+02:00

SHAME HAS STRICKEN me that i have not updated in almost a month after having SWORN I shall be back to the public and give it my awesomeness, HOWEVER there is a reason, HOW CAN YOU EVER make SAMADFIELD go down in the blog site, i mean he is SOOO GOSH DARN AWESOME!!!! anyway here are the news of the past weeks we have been off the air

A dog escapes near death after colliding with a truck but then only to LIFT THE TRUCK up and say VAUUFF VAUFF chicken lovers, i am the DAUUUUUGGG of the millennium!!

Ehh im not quite sure i follow, what happened there? where is this dog now? what happened to the driver of the truck? All valid questions, we now turn to our reporter Melinda Scheistenkoffen on the scene with a first hand interview with the super daauug named PEDAR SAG

Melinda: Mister Pedar Sag you are a hero dog to all of us, countless of times you have saved us from peril and disaster, why do you do this for us

PEDAR SAG: VAUFF VAUFF bizzitch, is your last name really Scheistenkoffen?

Melinda: yes it is

Pedar Sag: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Melinda: so Mr Pedar Sag how come you have chosen to help us with your brave acts

PEDAR SAG: your leg and me should hook up later tonight and recreate my favorite movie FORREST HUMP your leg baby

Melinda: eh Mr Pedar Sag you have always been seen as a role model and an outstanding member of society, a beacon of hope, how come you are SUCH A F"#%#%#ING DOUCHE BAG

Pedar Sag: oooh YEAH chick got STEAM and fiest in her, me rikey rikey

Melinda: are you chinese now with your rikey rikey??

Pedar Sag: aight let me drop the beat

they call ME P to the E to the DAR with the SAG!! bring your CANINE AK47 and your CREW to.....

Melinda: ok ok im sorry to interrupt but you are a REALLY an asshole arent you

Pedar Sag: FEMALE DOG!!!! did you JUST interrupt me whilest IZ WAZ dropping a BEAT!?!?!??

Melinda: WHAT IF I DID!?!?!?!?

Pedar Sag: KI KHKIHKHOOKHKOOOOO (the sound transformers make when they TRANSFORM)

the sag turns into OPTIMUS SAG and TEARS MELINDA............basically you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO watch TRANSFORMERS: Revenge of the Fallen ITS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD DAMNITS SOO FUNNY AND AWESOME!!!!!!

2009-06-03T17:14:00.006+02:00

PERSIAN BREAK

(CLICK ON PIC FOR BETTER VIEW)

MIHDI SamadField and his brother Keyvan Borrowbinam, this duo has been able to break out of any village, town or mountain anywhere in all of the middle east, the main star Mihdi SamadField seen here is AWESOME, here are their stories.

This is the part 1 of hopefully more parts of how Mihdi SamadField managed to escape from the imfamous mountains of Qazvin (if there are any, not 100% sure) there is a megabig dangerous prison on the mountains of Qazvin that is EXTREMELY KONfidential and is called SHOWER-HOUR OVER BEND or DOLAA SHO ZENDAN!!

Borrowbinam: Mihdi we have to get out of here NOOOWWWW (of course this is all being said and done in persian but for sake of cake I am translating parts of it) BAAIAD BERIM YALLAHH!!!!!

Mihdi: AQA bebin, my eyes!!! mibini??? DARAM SQUINT MIKONAM DJENDE!!!!!! that means DARAM FEKR MIKONAM!!!! so DONT F"#%"#%#ING INTERRUPT ME!!! daram masterplan dorost mikonam with my eyes OK??!??!

Borrowbinam: baiad beram toalett begozam

Mihdi: are are baleh, good idea, in kar mikonim,

they are in their cell and there are no windows or anything, just the cell door.

Mihdi: AQA MISTER GUARD!!! bia inja binam martike

Guard: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllooooooooooo booooooooooooooooysssssss ladddiii daaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mihdi: baradaram koonesh dard mikone baiad bere toilet

Guard: oooooohh mesinke shoma eboyz EBUZY BUZY bodin hah :D :D :D :D (gay smile from guard)

Mihid & Borrowbinam: eeeehh yeaaah hamon, thats it, so mitonim berim

Guard: nemidonam, baraie man che kar mitonin bokonin agar bezaram berin toilet??????

Mihdi: look into my eyes, POOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SamadField SQUINTS THE LIVING SHIT out of the guard and the guard just folds faster than a ehh eeh himself in usual cases i guess, hahaha if you dont get that one DONT ask me to explain it, cuz ill do it right now, he folds to recieve, if you dont GET that then ask any Inter fan to explain it to you, they know first hand whats up.

Mihdi and Borrowbinam make a run for it and escape the walls and start running into the night into the unknown mountains of Qazvin only to soon arrive at the city gates of Qazvin that oddly enough is shaped like two giant buns, why we dont know......

to be continued....

2009-06-02T01:19:00.002+02:00

ANGER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HAS OVERTAKEN ME YET AGAIN!!!! Today was a day of decadence of the worse degree, ANGER MY FRIENDS is a very bad tool if used wrong. But sometimes anger is all you have left, that doesnt mean you are suppose to do something stupid like act in anger BUT you should use it to your own advantage. Anyway WHY do people find certain things fascinating, ok ok enough philosophy lets go straight to the ARE YOU F"#¤#¤ING KIDDING ME LIST:

List of Things that are destroying the world

American Idol - ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? millions literally millions have been fooled by this evil tool, they disguise themselves as a music show but all it is is a big product placement propaganda machine of trying to get you to believe in something wrong and evil, SOUND FAMILIAR oh Germany circa 1930s!!! now am I so bold to equate American idol with the Nazis?? of course not we all know that american dildo eh i mean idol is MUCH MUCH WORSE than that!! So why this hate for american idol they ask me constantly, my reply as always and what happens: BANG BANG BITCH!!! i dont actually shoot anyone i just put up my fingers and form them as a gun and then say bang bang bitch as to indicate how much i dislike their stupid question. They usually get a confused face going saying: youre a SICK F#¤#K!!! I reply: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

MTV aka the Music television channel, the very bottom of what western society has to offer the world. lets try to rank the contribution that MTV gives to the world in order of importance (number one being the LEAST contributing thing on the planet and also most evil)

5) persian food
4) Anything Harry Potter
3) WAR, starvation, calamity, disasters, tragedy
2) MTV and all its shows such as The Hills and so on
1) Greys Anatomy

Now on to teenage mastubatory tools such as the movie twilight that swept the nation last fall VERY WRONGFULLY so and made people be like: aaah maaaa gaaaaa hes sooo gorgous and bla bla HE DOESNT SHOWER EVER!!!!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING!! i dont care if you dont shower in a few DAYS but NEVER EVER is just TOO MUCH why dont i get you a hobo and give him a few lines that are cheezier than ALL OF WISCONSIN and then lets see you jump him, it will be a HOBO SEX DOWN!! the power of mindscrewing is this: people out there just get hooked on something that they DECIDE as a group is good and then they make themselves believe its soo awesome that they just HAVE to get all the books in the whole series and read all of them cuz thast what the masses are doing, again remind you of anything??? I will agree with stephen king in what he said about stephanie meyers books, SHE IS A "#¤%"#¤%# RETARD that needs to be shot in a back alley forty times by WILD BEARS carrying AK47s. I could be paraphrasing a bit here but he really tore her 4 four news.

I read a few pages from this twilight book and dont remember much after that, only that I woke up 3 weeks later from my coma and then doctor said dont ever subject your mind to such HORRIBLE DIARREAH SHOYT EVER AGAIN!!! the mind isnt built to process such crap.

Scripted reality on tv is embarrasing and here is why,

Augina: oh hey heidi im like so totally bummed right now
VaHeidi: oh ma gaaa nuooo why Augina why you so bummed right now, paus wait for Augina to REMEMBER HER "#¤"#%# LINES shes been fed to say
Augina: like oh ma gaaah im just like so tired of seeing REGINA walking around talking crap about me, its like so frustrating making millions and not billions, i mean DO YOU KNOW what happend to me last night VaRegina..?!?!?!

VaRegina: ooh maa GAAH what like happend Augina?
Augina: well like i bought a GUCCI porsche with a ferrari stuck up inside it with ten louis vittons inside them and can you believe like ONE of them had like a A STAIN ON IT

VaRegina and VaHeidi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH NOOOO OH MY GOD THATS TERRIBBLEE
Augina: i like SOO KNOOOWW, i mean there isnt another person in the world that is suffering like me right now im like LITERALLY in so much pain. Like i know some dark kids dont get food and all but thats just FOOD, i went like 5 hour once with a single snack, they dont what it feels to have EVERYTHING then have it be taken away from you you know like i was with this stain

Vaheidi and VaRegina: yeah yeah you are so totally right and its SOO AWESOME that all the douchey girls our age try to mimic us and see us as role models when basically all we are doing is screwing around more than a DRIVER and shop and talk about stuff that would make Van Gogh CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!! its soo good that preteens think WERE THE BEST, yeaaahh US!!!

dramatic music and fast shots of LA Streets and famous restaurants and the beach and then back to a couple sitting talking at a restaurants somewhere on RODEOOO DEEOOOO drive, daylight come and me wann get laid

DOUCHEBAG: so VaHeidi like what you guys doing later on
VaHeidi: like i have no clue man
DoucheBAG: well like im going to this kicking party its gonna be slammin and awesome and like totally SPASSS and other YOU ARENT COOL NO MATTER WHAT THE #%"#%# YOU TRY TO SAY RICH WHITE BOY SO STOP TRYING!!!! one black dude shows up and you would PISS yourself TEN times over but when it comes to being cocky with other rich white dudes youre like SOOO super duper cool and tough OH WOW you stood up to a ROCKERFELLER kid that was giving you the evil eye, WOW SMASHTASTICLY TOUGH!!!
DoucheBag: its gonna be so RAAADD!!!!
VaHeidi: totally and since you told me about it you TOTALLY get to lay me tonight and the 98 nights after that, but then ill wonder if were serious or not
Douchebag: ehhh duuuurrrr ehhhhh.............

Enter POMEZ MAN in mid scene: HASTA LA VISTA and SHABBAT SHALOM MUDDAF"#%"#%#AAS and then Pomez brings SKELETOR AND THE WHOLE HEBANG AND BLOWS THE DOUCHES AWAY!!!!! DoucheBag gets T:ed soo bad he is pronounced dead by BAGGING with a CAPITAL T.
VaHeidi and skeletor hook up but you cant tell them apart since Vaheidi is so vain she refuses to eat so she is pretty much like skeletor.

To be continuaaaaaa...........

2009-05-28T00:16:00.004+02:00

Ok im not a super sentimental guy unless it comes to SMALLVILLE aka Clark and Lanas love for each other, that will get me going faster and harder than a pack of mules in heat on the eastern border of kurdistan trying to gain independence AS WELL THEY SHOULD!!! DIEEEE LOIS HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AS HE DOES LANA!!! THEY BELONG TO EACH OTHER!!! SO GO SUCK A TRUCK!!

Some other things will get me emotionally invested, my sports team winning or loosing, my laundry not being ready on time, my socks not matching, my things being out of order and the mail being late and pretty much EVERYTHING will set me off into a SHITSTORM BABY!!!! BUT i get off topic. eeeehhh and the topic is.....??? oh yeah a while ago one of my favorite caracthers on a fantastic NAY MAGNIFICANT AMAZING show got treated very wrongfully, it was DISGUSTING!!! I STILL hate it with A POWER SUCK MODE HATRED for what they did to my little gozolo. They will pay for what they did and before anybody takes this as a threat please note i have not said WHO did what, what show was involved or how many times im going to ram a steel-guitar up your corporate executive/producer/writers ASS!!!!! (43 times). (Then I break out the tire iron!!)

I have always said and I will state this clearly, MEN SHOULD NOT dress up like women and think its comedy, NAY NAY NAY 'tis NOT funny, its just nasty, look at any British comedy show and you are BOUND to find it happen every 3-4 minutes and this is for some reason HILARIOUS!!! WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! its groin-spankingly wrong SO the point here is something, whatever make it up yourself, lets instead make up a list. Ok here are the movies that i want to see and have seen and their translation into persian, some shows might be in there too:

Angels and Demons = Kordha va Akhonda (oooooooooohh spicy)

So you think you can dance = GOH KHORDI FEKR NAKON!!!

CSI MIAMI = bebinam ino ki kosht?!? YUEAOAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

Terminator Salvation = Adame barghie mekaniki

Star Trek = VAI KHODA MARGAM BEDE Captain Chi Chi..??!?! (think about it)

Wolverine = har ironi to djadde ke rishes ra nazade.... so what

Fast & Furious = Trafike Tehran

til next day this is Mister Ponanza signing AUUTT!!! but actually i might keep my thing logged in so i dont have to log in every time so its easier, ok this is mister Ponanza...?......just bye ok....zende bash.

2009-05-25T01:32:00.003+02:00

THE COMEBACK BABY!!!!
<--- (back when i wasn't working out, now that i am i am much bigger)

A YEAR HAS PASSED and my head is HUNG, WELL HUNG I SAY MUCH LIKE MYSELF to the GREEZY (ground) with shame that I have not made more of an effort to write MORE, there are a few reasons for this:

1) To follow anything after HORATIO CAINE you have to give it a FULL YEAR!! BUT NAY tis not enough to explain this BETRAYAL from the men of men, ME!!!

2) A few distractions along the way during the last year have not help the case either, since we have been out of touch for a year I will now fill you in on whats happened in the last year that are of importance

1) This number here being number one is very important since it should somehow be nr 3 but still its nr 1 cuz its part of some list??? what about nr 1 and 2 already written above?? F"#%#"%#ING INSANE is what that is......

4) nr 4?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT??? DID WE NOT JUST discuss this list thingie and how it started anew??? why this nr 4?

69) yes please

6) ok this past year the blogg has been latent the following things happend to make it so:

1) Greys anatomys evil was getting to me, I remember with terror once I walked past the tv and it was on and I DID NOT avert my gaze fast enough, Iwas stuck with such a horror, shere terror and overwhelmed with an evil soo forceful it makes an indy 500 race car NAY a jet plane NAY a neutron propelled koslithium star wessal of 500 years from now seem like an ANTS FART in the universe.. eh are you SURE thats the best example to use here??? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU THE BLOG IN WRITE CUTTER??? what did you get an opinon from??? ill say whatever the hell i want its my blog isnt it!??! yes most sorry sir, you DAMN right you sorry you BETTE MIDLER LOVER!!! OOOOOOOOOOHH OOHHH ok ok even i have to object to that, THATS JUST not right to say to ANYBODY, ok ok now im sorry you are right, its just that I... GUYS GUYS!!!! seriously get back to the STORY ALREADY......

anyway as I was on the ground in pain and stomach compulsion gentile disorder (SCGO) google it! or dont but if you do then WOW good for you. And then i remembered, we have been told for eons, fight evil with goodness and love, so I slowly stood up and watched the show right in the face and as I remembered all my hatred for it and disgust I mustered up every ounce of love I could find to try to love this show....

isntead i threw up every single thing i have ever eaten since KINDERGARDEN and was hospitalized for a FULL YEAR!!! thats the reason the blogg suffered, WELL NO MORE, this evil is still out there and i WILL NOT BE SILENCED. NO MORE and därmed PASTA, speaking of pasta, AJAJAJAJ LEILA LINDHOLM you make my heart SOAR into the skies of Nebulania, its the most beautiful sky out there in the vast universe, or at least top 10, some disagree but whatever she is SOOOO CUTE i just wanna chop her up into pasta and eat her, SEEE all you PERSIANS out there!! IT SOUNDS SICK when you say mikham bokhoramet, YOU CANT DO THAT ITS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-22T00:17:00.000+02:00

alright lets examine THE POWER OF HORATIO CAINE!!!!!

to begin with in csi all the csi shows EVEN THOUGH they are in the ARIZONA DESERT with SUN SUN SUN AND NOTHING BUT MUDDAF"#%#%#ING SUN around and not a shadow in sight they will STILL i say they will STILL break out their teeny tiny 99 cent flashlight and start processing the crime scene, and LO AND BEHOLD after 1,4 seconds they will find a hair in the middle of a pyramid of sand AND a piece of clothing that the robber lost while wrestling a scorpion, OOOOOOOOOOOK so we all know their system and whatever is a biiiiiiiiit unrealistic HOWEVER what is AWESOME to the power of the TENTH degree is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORATIO to the mofo CAINE, he is just SMASHTASTIC and here is why

1) he can be ordering coffee and he will do it so seriously and with such pondus that it will make the coffee maker guy sooo depressed and yet soo loooved that he will lay down his life in the path of horatio any day of the week,

2) whenever H that stands for HORATIO thats what we people on the INSIDE call horatio, so whenever H has to deal with serious stuff the sun glasses come off and his blessed eyes are in the open, AT THE SAME time whenever he has dealt with everything and its just TOO much to process 24/7 the SUN GLASSES come on as if to SHELTER him from the evil world in which he dwells each day solving its most evil crimes

3) HIS COMMENTS are plentifold and AWESOME, here are a few examples of just how awesome

first we have the beginning of the show where someone has gotten killed in the most horrible way, now the other csi shows with grissom that DOUCHE and csi ny ok ok RESPECT to gary sinise which is about the finest actor out there BUT his co workers since they are pretend new yorkers ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE SOME DISRESPECTFUL STUPID ASS comment to give, like say a person has gotten killed by an electric rod by some criminal and WHAT do these douches say

CSI NY worker who ISNT gary sinise: OHHHH QUITE THE SHOCKER AUUUUUU look at what an ELECTRIFYING experience this guy got, like GEEZ a person just DIED and they make fun of him

NOW THE POWER OF H to the CAINE DEGREE has a little thing that is called CAAAAAAAAAAAARING, thats right everybody horation CARES he MUDDAFU"##T%ING CARES, he sees a dead person and then he has frank who for some reason seems more than reluctant to set H up for the comment that shall come, so its like this to give an example:

Horatio: hmmm frank we seem to have a killer on the loose

frank: i dont know H we seems to have a few killers in the miami dade area on the loose

Horatio: well frank, the LOOSE just got GOOSE!! YIIAAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUSIC with the who comes on and its soooooooooo awesome, me personally i time it in so well that AFTER the H has delievered his EARTH SHATTERING LINE I start screaming with THE WHO YEAOOHOHOAOOEOO like a monkey in a cage without any NUTS TO SPARE!!!!!

Horatio dont care who is in trouble if he decides that they are good people he WILL and i mean it HE WILL go to the ends of the earth to help them, also if they are evil he will go to BRASIL or WHEREVER he has to and KICK SOME ASS!!!!!

now once he was sent to brazil and they said ok you are free to go BUT you have to survive, basically he had to make it on his own, AND DUDE seriously i mean MY GOD was that awesome, he shoots about fifty people in three seconds and blows up cars with his mind and then some guy tries to knife him and hes all like trying to be cool and tells horatio ey man taste mala noche justice, and after horatio subdues him to the GREEZZY with his badass gun or something he then walks over to the guy STANDS on top of him and takes out his gun and then calmly says, mala noche justice, meet miami justice POOOWWW he shoots the guy DEAD i mean COME ON HOW BIG are your BALLS to just take out the biggest drug cartell in one minute and then just walk over to a guy and be like BAASSEEE!!!!!!!

he did that once in miami too he shoots two guys ( by the way i hate guns and shooting and i am not trying to make it sound cool but horatio only does it in self defense or when he is REALLY pissed) anyway he shots to guys one of them isnt dead so he walks up to the guy and the wounded guy that isnt dead tries to go for his gun and horatio is like calmly dont do it but the guy still reaches for his gun and WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING horatio CIZZLE JUST takes his gun to the side and just CLOCKS him without even LOOKIG at him, the way he did it was sooo COLD and sooo MIAMI JUSTICE you wonder if horatio somehow somewhere isnt PACKING 18 WHEELS,( VERY LAME INTERNAL JOKE, however if you ask i am more than willing to explain it, yeah you are not gonna ask i know but still)

2008-04-30T17:28:00.004+02:00

Ladies and Gentlemen its time for yet another installment of THE SMACK DOWN

This week on the smackdown:

Björn Gustafsson
Woody Allen
Different countries
Weather

Ok lately there has be ALOT and i mean ALOT of talk about this new comedian called björn gustafsson and i thought i would check him out, so i did, i looked at a few clips and some stand up material he had done and so on and i have to admit that he truly REALLY IS thoughroughly UNFUNNY, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT he is NOT funny, seriously i have a cat thats retarded and is missing a leg and sixteen whiskers and is an allround ASSHOLE but STILL sloggi, (my cat) is TEN times funnier while having EXPLOSIVE diarreah than when björn gustafsson is on his A GAME.

POMEZ INFERNO, this is my seven circles of HELL ala pomez

the first circle you have a constant listening to bette middler music while listening to vegetarians and vegans talk about how drugs and hippie stuff is the best thing in the world

the second circle is a constant red carpet show fashion GAY ASS modeling world crap always playing and some DOUCHE GAY guy in the GAYESt clothes ever comes up to each one AND you too and ask SO WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?!?!??! first of all ASSLOVER you dont WEAR someone you wear CLOTHES that its YOU DONT WEAR A BRAND you ARENT A BRAND you just HAVE CLOTHES!!!

the third circle is where all the parkeringsvakter and people that give böter for parking badly are located, they dwell with people such as brutus judas and stalin, no matter what they do in the third circle they get a parking TICKET SHOVED up their ASSES and kicked up so far it comes out of their noses.

The fourth circle is reserved for woody allen movies playing NON STOP on a big screen and people that find that kind of humor funny sit and mingle and discuss why ANDY WARHOLS art is soo amazing.

the fifth circle consist only and entirely of people that love to solve mathematical problems and discuss different formulas and pythogaras SATS and so on, isaac newton is there too getting calculators shoved up his ASS hmmm ALOT of gay and ass associations in this entry hmm i wonder why that is, anyway isaac newton and all his likes are in the fifth circle

The sixth circle and the second worse criminals EVER in mankind is reserved for the people that LOVE american idol and sit and watch it all the time getting super excited by something that is sooo staged and prewritten and NOT getting that is the sad part thinking its all live and all sooo spontaneous.

the seventh and most horrible circle of pomez inferno is reserved for the mtv generation and all those who love shows like laguna beach, the hills and OC and people that dream of being like such ho's as paris hilton, lindsay lohan and so on and think that the optimal meaning in life is to be like the people that MTV takes to the utmost heights and celebrates.

imagin just in your own country your own city and your own county how much things there are to see how many different people live just in your own block and how many of them you dont know, how much they have seen and how many experiences they have, now imagin cultures and countries that have soo much to offer, basically i am saying that if you live in like borlänge or oslo or WHEREVER in the world try to see as much of the world as you can so you can see and learn new things, there is sooo much to see out there, HOWEVER the only exception to this rule is if oyu live in stockholm then you have seen THE ULTIMATE thta mankind can offer and there is nothing more than can be achieved, seen or experienced, it HAS EVerytHINg, it has it ALL and thats just that, WARM HOT WEATHER like ALWAYS, i was in the caribbean just recently and it was SOOO DAMN COLD but here NOPE sun and SUPER HOT ALL THE DAMN TIME, oh what you dont agree well SCREW YOU dont read this then, truth hurts?? what its not the truth??? SAYS WHOO?? youuu?? well where is your blogg to back it up, AREEEE thought NOT!!!!!

ok top ten list of why QAZVIN is awesome

10) if you get rear ended in qazvin cars are never a FACTOR
9) if you get bumped from behind again CARS are not a factor
8) using the backdoor when going to someones house has NOTHING to do with using a door
7) their main road is callled the hershey highway
6) the biggest work factory in qazvin is the FUDGE packing industry
5) the highest count of broadway musicals per capita in the world are all located on hershey street
4) the Qazvin FUDGE PACKERS with Borhan Favroshian have broken some major records
3) when they tell you to KONcentrate you better RUN like the WIND!!!!
2) the best selling car is the AMBORGHINI KONTOUCH
1) aah just make up something yourself

talk to you later, hare bye gone for now

2008-04-06T19:48:00.005+02:00

NETIQUETTE!!!

MSN, email, chat, sms, phone calls and people that abuse it wrongly, People of the pomez nation (mostly me) there has now been FAR to many abusers of these forums, FOR EXAMPLE:

Say i am talking to some DOUCHEBAG lets call him/her for BASTARDHASTA, for easyness sake lets shorten it to BW and I am talking to this person, I say on msn for example, hey so what about this and that and so on, answer please its very important OR whatever and they dont ansewr cuz they are CHATTING up some bolivian HASTA manana thats 12 and doesnt have a father or mother and are DESPERATELY looking for a companion, never mind the dude is 28 and hasnt gotten action in 15 years!!!

HOWEVER most important is this: IF a person is talking to you DONT "#%#%ING just disappear and then after 20 minutes be like "oh sorry i went and laid a MASSIVE CABLE while TOTALLY not giving a dizznit about you and then i came back and i saw the orange msn thingie blinking"
you know personally i dont mind cuz i have understood that people that do that have SEVERE issues and are borderline suicidal BUT have the decency TO EVEN say like ok gfn or brb or just aight ttyl or SOMETHING, that shows you are AN ADAM and not a SAGHAIWAN PEDARSAG (Dog father) when someone is talking to you and you think your damn life is soo important that you in the middle of it just get up and go away and dont give a fudge about someone that is talking to you you should reconsider your place on earth, that is JUST as if someone was talking to you in person and you suddenly just take your pants down and start pissing on their legs and be like huh what??? oh im sorry is the piss not LJUMMEN enough for you?? didnt know i was PISSING on you with COLDNESS, let me crank that up a bit for ya!!!

ERGO if you get an sms with a question ANSWER with an sms or call, if you get a phone call, ANSWER or call back or sms, if you get a STEAK up your tushybum then SMILE and have a coke with it!!

Basically NETIQUETTE is just as important as etiquette because you are DEALING with a REAL person there too, just cuz you dont see them doesnt mean the person doesnt exist.

A VERY important thing to learn to master is the art of knowing when to speak and knowing when to SHUT THE HELL up!! we spoke about this before but that was mostly about keeping your opinions to yourself.
IF however you are talking to someone about whatever learn how to converse, NO this blog entry or pretty much anything i say does NOT prove any of what i am saying or have ever said, IM JUST AWESOME so listen up, anyway im speaking from the heart here and not the formal kind that you sometimes have to do when in business meetings and so on, ok back to the story: Little Lisa was walking thru the woods and then a bear, a fox and a humperjack jumped out and said hey Lisa little friend where are you going this fine lovely evening?
little Lisa TOOK out HER LITTLE FRIEND and said SAYYYY HERRROOOO TO MY RITTRE FRIEND!! and RATTATTATATATATATTATA!!!!
SO from this we understand that formal talking is the following, you talk about certain issues and whatever is on your mind regarding a certain project venture or WHATEVER and then IF you feel like the person is going on and on you can interrupt if its done NICELY and indirectly without the person feeling they have been interrupted, and YOU know JUST as well as i do that this is NOT something that comes with age or profession, you either are a douchebag that constantly interrupts or you are not,
for example this one guy i know WELL in his old age wont let a person get a DAMN word in edgewise and WHAT'S worse is just like a talamahi (gold fish) in attention span, you can be talking about something and then POW he sees something and is like WOW look at that isnt that great and fantastic we have to go there and do this and that, HEY DUDE i was talking to you about something important and its VERY RUDE of you to interrupt like that and not give a fudge, so much like our little friend lisa the only recourse is RATATATATTATATTATTA!!!!!! boy oh boy its good to know ya!!!!

Ok kids moral of the story to all of this that has just been said, give chinese food a shot if you havent so far cuz it REALLY CAN be SUPER tasty, i mean DAMN its good, or as they say in traditional chinese

咒罵它好 (damn its good) (i think i mean i just put it in altavista babel fish) (which by the way is a really good program tool, im just mentioning that for no reason)

this blog entry post was brought to you by alta babelfish translator............DING!!!!!!!!

2008-04-03T23:08:00.003+02:00

OK a few weeks ago or months I DONT know I try to block it out i was at my VERY GOOD friends apartment and it was AWESOME just the three of us chilling and having a GREAT time until as usual some gals came over and RUINED it all, soooooooooooooooooooo wonderful of a conversation that had been going on was turned into a stupid ass communist F"#%#%#ING manifesto about some BULLSHIT crap going on thats unfair to some RETCHED ASSWIPES noone gives or SHOULD give a rats ASS about!!!
So what is my point all this? EASY TO SAY that GHOST RIDER IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES of 2007 and the DISSING that it got that night MUST BE VINDICATED ERECTIFIED and DYSFYNCTIONALLY ERECTED!!! Ghost rider was a deep insightful movie about good vs evil, it was a love story, it was EVERYTHING rolled into one!!! so the next time you want to go off dissing a movie of SUCH CALIBER you BEST to CHECK yourself before wikkidddy wikkidy WRECK yourself!!

other movies that ACTUALLY rock that people have dissed

DAREDEVIL

SPEED 2 yes SPEED MOTHAF"##"%#%#G 2 not one which was AWESOME too but NUMBER TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

BOAT TRIP ROCKED i laughed so much I busted a move my gut and a cap in some serious amounts of asses!!!

Hey you know when you have memories of stuff you dont want to remember or bad stuff thats happend in your life or whatever that sucks, heres an idea make up memories and stuff and start believing that they are yours and then just start telling people about like:

you: oh once when i was in india,
listener : I didnt know you were ever in india?
you: oh yeah sure i was it was back in eh oooh say 1996, so anyway the craziest thing happend to me, I got BUTTJACKED by this pirate that was a part of the merojuvian tribesmen they
listener: wait i thought the merojuvian tribesmen lived in the mountains of peru??
you: he was an exchange student tribesman ok now Shut up and listen, so anyway and you know you go on and make up a story

now some people would call this NOT so much making up memories so much as they would call it FLAT out LYING, BUT let me ask you this then.......... eeeeeh oh heres a funny thing that happend to me once whe ni was in MANCHURIA

me: hey are you a canditate?
a manchurian: you DARN TOOTING RIGHT im a candidate and im about to WHAMP YO ASS!!!
me: ZADAMM ZADDI DAVA SHODD!!!!

So in conclusion dont lie its not good, do however supress your bad memories and hope to GOD they will disappear and not some day when you least expect it while drinking your morning tea and that last thing that gets on your nerve at that second pulls up the last 20 years of FRUSTRATION OF EVERYTHING surpresed and horrible memories and then KAPAIYAOOOOO!!!!!! you go APESHIT for BUTT TOWN in HEAT with a plastic surgeon in HEAT, do i like to use that phrase alot, in HEAT?? yepp guess i do BUT its not like im blogging for others anymore really either, its more like an information bank for me i guess, you know that reminds me of a memory that i probably just made up of the time when i was in the mexican desert el sando hotto where i had been stranded by some canadian soldiers while on a routine mission to find some cactus that had the secret ingredient to FAU BAUNS disease, anyway needless to say my ass was sore from all the stone sitting and then a guerilla truck with soldiers came and all hell broke loose and well you know the rest, anyway top five reasons for something coming soon CHEERS MOYT but not in an alcoholically kind of way

2008-04-02T19:54:00.002+02:00

SUMMER OR SPRING WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT, STOCKHOLM FIRST OF ALL it has to be said, ROCKSSSSSSSSSS!!!! its the best, anybody who thinks different can go SUCK IT HARD STRONG LONG and im about to get the FRICTION ON!!! the weather this year has been AWESOMEEE!!! no winter, thats right NO WINTER, snow NOT PRESENT!!!! it went from FALL to spring JUST LIKE THAT, what happend to winter ?? i tell you what happend it GOT SMASHED TRASHED and KILLED by gators in HEAT and trashy women in spandex!!!!

Top five reasons why Stockholm rocks

5) its the best
4) it ROCKS
3) its simply the best
2) DAMN RIGHT!!
1) BASSEE!!!

2008-03-29T00:43:00.004+01:00

you know something billy what is it,
billy: im scared!
BOOOLSHIITTTT! you aint afraid of no man,
Billy:there something out there and it AINT NO MAN!!! ASSÅ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE DIALOUGE is BEYOND OSCAR!!!!!

youre bleeding, i aint got TIME TO BLEED!!!!! FATTARUU HE AINT GOT NO DAMN TIME TO MUDDAF#%#%ING BLEED!!!!

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!!! ok firs of all BIGGIT UP to george michael for keeping it STRAIGHT!!! yes he IS and thats just a FACT!!!

number four as you all know commercials and marketing is always to a key audience, for example in the us AND everywhere else when for example daytime tv soap operas are on WHAT just happens to be the main commercial product?? YES cleaning detergent stuff and diaper crap and WOMENS product and allround feminist embargo stuff, WHY well its clear cuz about 90% of the people that watch those shows are women, stay at home mothers and the other 10% that watch those shows might be guys but they still use women products IF you catch my dreezy!!!

so when i for example watch my NBA GAMES what are the ONLY two products that are shown and commercializeuueuzed, thats right you guessed it BEERS AND CARS, first of all GREAT combination, you first see some backed up cowboy with boots from here to high noon seven that is sitting with his buddies at some construction site fake talking and then you see a toyota tundra pull a 747 with its RADIO ANTENNA yes thats how powerful this 59999 horse power MONSTER IS and then straight after a commercial for beer that basically tells you how many ho's you will bang by drinking their beer. AND THE BEST OF ALL is when they ALWAYS say drink responsibly, ok let me ask a general question how do you KILL responsibly, or HARM yourself with responsibility???? does this mean only drink so much that your judgement only gets impaired with oh say 15% but NO MORE cuz then you really dont know what you are doing, oh man last night i had SUCH a great time dude, i think i mean i was pissdrunk and i dont remember shit and im not ACTUALLY SUPER sure as to why my ASS is SUPER sore and my new best friend pablo is laying in my bed with a pink tutu on, BUT IT WAS A BLAST!!!

hmm very nice you spend tons of cash on something that smells like urine and makes you act like urine all so you cannot remember it, excellent, next time you go to the caribbean buy a first class ticket and travel in style then enjoy the palm trees beach and nice breezes BUT then when you come back you will remember NOTHING but only FEEL the STD you contracted at CHILI CHILI HAVANA BANG BANG CLUB and you are 5000 dollars less in your wallet.
Now i know there is some question as to whether i am PRO or against alcohol but i am somewhat against it for the simple reason that if you are going to INSIST on drinking something that looks smells and probably tastes like urine then i wanna corner the market and the first zip ill let you have for free and then for a low price and sixteen glasses of water i got your BEER RIGHT HEA!!direct imported from whatever country you like.

oh and take a look at my new proctologist, (if you dont know what that is or whta they do then figure it out or just leave it a mystery) but actually hes very gentle, the thing he is holding is actually only a bit cold but other than that its pretty comfy.

Top 15 Reasons why SKELEdocTOR is the best proctologist and kicks ASS!! (literally)

15) He DEMANDS the truth, the HOLE truth and nothing BUTT the truth!!

14) The term "TEAR your ASS APART" is a guarantee, suffer at least 20% or more tearing or double your money back!!

13) He will ALWAYS GIVE you the THUMBS UP!!

12) He is soo PEDANT with his work he's just downright ANAL!!

11) Fist of fury is not in this case the Bruce Lee movie, its just a medical procedure he uses

10) There is an actual life sized statue standing in Qazvin square in tribute to SKELEdocTOR

9) He is EXTREMELY KONcentrated on his work!!

8) SKELEdocTOR is SOO well known for his work that HE gives ALIENS anal probes

7) his favorite comic book caracters are ASSterix and AnalBlixt and ASSKUNGEN

6) He was the top of his class in Qazvin Medical School class of '79 (funny thing is the school isnt even official its just something a few dudes cooked up)

5) The term FIRE IN THE HOLE takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING with SKELEdocTOR

4) The term "the bad guy always gets it in the end" AGAIN takes on a whole new meaning with SKELEdocTOR

3) The END IS NEAR is the first SIGN you see hanging in SKELEdocTORS waiting room

2) SKELEdocTOR LOOOOVES URANUS, sadly it is not the planet we are talking about

1) He-Man came in for a check up, left as SHE-MAN!!

aight hare bra more later hopefully

2008-03-15T21:05:00.002+01:00

DEAR FRIENDS let me tell you a secret, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! you have an opinion SHUT UP!!! unless someone ASKS YOU for it then SHUT THE F"#K UP!! who the HELL even ASKED you!!! now is this blogg entry an opinion in itself?? HELL YES BUT I ASKED FOR IT!!!!
So the next time you think your thoughts or advice is appreciated or needed think again, maybe you arent as smart as you think you are, maybe you arent so wonderful yourself as you think you are, if you are soo damn good then you would know to be quiet instead of sharing your bullshit thoughts, cuz you know what, one is not you and DEFINITELY MAYBE doesnt WANT TO BE YOU or have what you have or even remotely be like you, so again SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! now on for some fun stuff

top ten reasons that are awesome:

10) barbeque in a park or yard where you play some sports and stuff for a while then you all sit down and eat crazy much directly from the grill and joke and have fun

9) playing some sports and just chilling in the grass afterwards and just joking and have fun and afterwards going to mcdonalds, so so far its been sports food and grass and joking

8) joking, eating grass, playing sports and playing jokes on the grass

7) barbequing the grass while joking about what to eat and throwing yourself on the grass and eating sports

6) all your friends being on a boat and just going up on deck and chilling and watching the stars and joking and wishing there was some grass around to barbeque and eat while joking about sports

5) listening to classical hindi music while throwing back a few cokes with ice in it in a tropical environment while joking about how wild the grass grows in western samoa and talking about sports and waiting for the food to come out

numbers 5 to 1 coming up....

2008-02-12T20:55:00.000+01:00

ok i see alot of people blogging so i thought i would jump in and also share my deep views and thoughts about the world that NOBODY really cares about since i am NOT qualified OR even interesting enough to SAY JACK SHIT!!!! thats what all the OTHER people in the world that blogg HORSE SHIT should tell themselves, me on the other hand i have INTERESTING good shizznitt to dish out, for example did you know that a:

Bear can walk sideways and do the funky chicken if kool and the gang is playing, if fiddy cent 50 Cent is blasting away the bear will go INSANE and jump into his hummer bentley merger called a BUMMER and drive of into the sunset with his paws raised to the car roof, will he waive them around like he just dont care?? only time can tell, SOOO what do we learn from this, well the following, go with a boombeatbox BLASTER up to a grizzly bezzy and START blasting away and see if the bear will do what i just said, if it doesnt happen then GOOD LUCK CHUCK, if your name is chuck that is if not good luck and GOOD night, if its night time if not well then YALLA!!!

carmax are STILL thieves, halebop STILL has the worse commercials in the world and ought to be shut down, ok more later take care

2008-01-30T00:13:00.000+01:00

It has to be said again HALEBOP's commercials are the WORSE in the history of tv commercials EVER; that and ekologisk mjölk by arla where some woman goes on and on about her STUPID ASS KID loving a cow, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW that is so interesting i THREW UP just to have something ELSE to do, anyway back to the original reason for this posting.

PREDATOR is the best movie ever made and here is why

if it bleeds we can kill it

kill me im heaaaaaaa come on kill meaaa

billy what the hell is wrong with you

theres something out there and it aint no man

im gon CUT you name in him

were ALL gonna die

BOOOULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

GET TO DA CHOPPPERRR!!!!!!!!!!

RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

YIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

CLASSIC DAMNIT THIS IS CLASSIC I MEAN BETTER DIALOUGE THAN THIS!?!?!?!? FOGGEDDABOUTTTIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-18T01:27:00.001+01:00

PLEASE DONT HATE ITS 2008 get it you say EIGHT in the end and it RHYMES with HATE, yes i just RUINED the whole thing, SO WHAT, anyway maybe this place will be updated some more i dont know well see but it should be inspirational ok??? lets hope so, ok take care gone for now

2007-11-19T01:49:00.000+01:00

sometimes an idiot followed by other idiots decide to make the world a WORSE place, whoever i behind the show Everwood that ended THANK GOD a few years ago is definately one of those people, this show SUCKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD its IMPOSSIBLE not to get severe suction burns from it even if you are miles away from it, its soooo depressing SOOOO stupid and the ASSHOLE star of the show speaks with such a F&%¤%#¤G ANNOYING VOICE one just wants to RIP his HEAD OFF!!!!! DAMNIT everwood is gilmore girls depressed FATTER older dumber WAY MORE pointless ignant cousin, SHIT IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!! greys anatomy is all that was just written but beyond that its EVIL, its a dark mass of never ending HORROR and words should not be spoken as to the damage the invoke, but it is plentiful. WHAT ELSE is pissing me off right now, well actually alot of things but no need in dwelling on it, OR IS THERE!?!?!! hmm lets see CARMAX are still thieves, insurance companies are too, real estate agents are MASSIVE THIEVES, in fact they are the biggest thieves EVER they do NOTHING and cash in KACHING!!! abouuu i say
ALSO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MAN IS BACK AND HE HAS BEEFED UP!!! look ic
magnus uggla, ulf lundell, tommy sjöberg osv should be serenated ALA JOHANNES BROST STYLE ALA MTV!!
City Gross KNÄCKER!!!
Willys knäcker!!

LIDL IS AWFUL it uglifies ANY CITY it spreads its evil colour in!!
more later

2007-10-13T00:08:00.000+02:00

Some things are timeless

- Halebops commercials have always and will probably ALWAYS SUCK DONKEY NUTS forever and ever, they are just soo bad, not since the movie GERRY which IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, seriously its even worse than gigli and be cool which is SOOO tough to beat because a fat ass travolta italian wannabe thinking he is cool is just sad, plus it was just a whole big plug for ashanti, it truly was sad BUT halebop ranks way up there.

- Steve McGarrett will know and FOREVER ROCK the casba AND much more, he is AWESOME, to ANYYYYONE i mean ANYBODY that can finagle steal or WHATEVER and get me season 11 and 12 of hawaii five 0 i will grant you any wish you like, sexual, non sexual you name it, i will get the people that created the halebop commercials and force them to do it to you or for you.

- DR peppar tastes like cough medicin on a good day, on a bad day it tastes like dr peppar which is wayy worse

- IF you havent heard the persian nokia thingie go get it now if oyu dont know what that means then never mind if you DO know what it means AJAJAJAJAJAAJJA, a major shout out to my main man atrizzle for that

- TRANSFORMERS KICKED pirates ass this year SOOOOOO HARD its downright embarrasing for pirates, i mean seriously they GANGBANGED pirates soo hard its just shameful and its STILL going strong!! next up the terminator and transformers form a robotic union for better cybernetic organism treatment

- travel takes WAY TO LONG, lets all understand we HAVE THE F#¤#¤#ING TECHNOLOGY TO travel from ANYWHERE in the world to ANYWHERE in the world in like 30-60 min and STILL STILL we insist on building stupid ass planes that are SOO slow, believe me if everybody could go wherever they wanted quickly FORGET mass immigration, forget wars forget poverty forget it ALL we would be one big body and everybody would be able to use the whole body in its fullness, now we have a FU#¤#ED up head a screwed up leg and god knows what else, the body is suffering and HARDLY working together, lets PLEASE PLEASE use the technology that we have for GOOD instead and not just war war war war, people come with the stupid ass excuse or argument well you know all the stuff we have today like internet and bla bla was due to war that it came about yes asshole but dont you think if we had put all the war resources that have been put throughout history on GOOD and development of mankind and for the benefit of man we would have been TEN TIMES more developed by now, ehh YES i think seriously why whine here on a blogg noone reads and why not just do it myself ok fine i WILL ASSWIPE SO SCREW YOU! NO SCREW YOU!!

2007-09-25T01:40:00.000+02:00

so many things to write about really when you think about it BUT not right now, a few things that should follow in the future HOPEFULLY!!

Leila makes a serious comeback and things turn uglier than ever before

Saving the world or saving yourself?? basically one cant save the whole world and one cant change the whole world all at once and make it over night, one can only change oneself, but then again what if everyone did that, would that not then change the world if everybody one by one changed?? so i guess the trick is work on yourself change yourself and you CAN change the world in that way?? but in the mean time lets fight these insurance companies and the biggest thieves in the world CARMAX!!!

the dolphins make it REALLY hard for a person to be a fan but cant give up now!! good thing the GATORS are still around!!

CASH is a time issue, it comes when it comes and in the meantime one has to muscle thru, its just soo annoying sometimes when you feel you have done something special or you have really tried but it just wont give, well as winners do they keep on TRUCKIN' speaking of truckstop diners i gotta tell ya they are by far one of the SEXIEST things in the western hemisphere i mean seriously they are AWESOME!!

DAMNIT LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED WHAT IS EVERYBODY SITTING AROUND FOR!!! although dancing is super haram we can still eat and sit and talk while we eat right?? RIGHT SO LETS HOPP TO IT SÖRRU!!

2007-09-18T00:21:00.000+02:00

NFL IS BACK with a SWING more SACKY than the LEFT NUT CREATED by NUTSMUCKERS!!!

Dolphins is DA SHIT BUT that "##%#¤#%# ASS trent green SUCKED more than a black hole in SUBSPACE!!! he threw away the ball about sixteen times, i mean at least he doesnt suck as BAD as Tom the i am in a team that cheats and it PUTS THE SUPERBOWLS we CHEATED to get in QUESTION COME ON GOODELL YALLA kick them all out Brady!!

In qasvin nfl is called AKKHEESSSHHHHHH!!!!

its the single biggest happening on sundays in qasvins many many sports bars over there they are called VARZESH KHANE TAMASHÅÅÅ EBAR VA GERILL!!

the other day KISTA GROSSEN celebrated being open and cheaper than dirt for 10 straight years, this weeks special ASSRECTUM from the very best donkey of kurdistan 18 kr/kg. BIG SELLER in qasvin.

in other news insurance companies are STILL the biggest thieves AFTER CARMAX of course, these BASTARDS will SCREW you over so royally you can put a crown on your torn apart ass and declare yourself KING!!

facebook is OUT and has been for a while, now you should do MYSPACEFACEPLACECASE.com it is OFF the DIZZNIT, there you can upload your pictures and other stuff NOONE GIVES A FLYING F##¤K ABOUT and then set your settings and moods to things that only a monkey in a swing HURRLING FECIES at you would find interesting, and mind you thats a mighty strong arm on that monkey sörru!! aight gone for now

2007-08-27T01:13:00.000+02:00

OK LONG STORY SHORT!!!! TRANSFORMERS this weekend went past and BUTTSHAGGED faggots of the caribbean and CRUSHED THEM HARD!!!!! THAT IS ALL, I did a long damn thingie but that damn entry disappeared BUT main thing is that you get that the reason the pirates pic is BENDED like that is cuz pirates is ON ALL FOURS GETTING ZARTED BY OPTIMUS PRIZZAIZZZ!!! aight take care

2007-08-22T19:47:00.000+02:00

THE THREE B's who is the bad assest of them all, well we have different types of kick assness with these three, for example
Jason bourne will say 2 words and let his anxiety say a million more
Jack bauer will have mouth diarreah and will call 69 people when he only needs to call 2, also he will shoot sixteen codes if he has to to get the nuclear missile launch codes OR SO ONE WOULD think, no no, bauer things like a chess player, he will GANG SHOOT 5995 children to get the name of the street where the guy lives that knows the russian ambassdor that knows where the bolivian rebel lives that MIGHT and i stress MIGHT know the codes bauer wants so that for that ONE hour he can continue with his leads, see Bond and Bourne would go STRAIGHT to the source, the bolivian rebel that is.
Now bauer and bourne stick with ONE chick they are ready to throw it all away for, HOWEVER james bizznitt (bond) will as he goes along to solve the case lay sooo many chicks you would think its a damn henhouse breeding ground, and if they happen to die on him aaaaaaah well whattaugonnado bond thinks
all in all they are all pretty darn good at their jobs but i think if it was all against each other i really dont know what would happen, but i know bourne has some weird ass aces up his sleeve, bond fo´SHAUUUU has weird ass things up his sleeve, and bauuer has some WEIRD ass shit up his ASS i mean really who would win??? HORATIO CAINE MAYBE???? i dont konw he is pretty darn good too, but his problem is he CAAAAAAAARES!! HE MUDDAF#¤#ING CARES so he wouldnt shove a light bulb up someones ass to get an answer hmm tell you what ill think about it and come back with an analysis

2007-08-16T01:05:00.000+02:00

ok first of all we GOTTA give it up to indian music, more than 12 years ago i was listening to it and of course everybody made fun of me, and then like 8 years later EVERYBODY was listening to it and NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY remembered making fun of me and realizing that i did it fourty YEARS before them BUT nobody likes to admit they SUCK HARDER THAN A VACUUM CLEANER IN MEGA HEAT!!! but to all of oyu that did make fun and then ended up loving it CITING that oh no but i liked it before oyu did and stuff SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IT!!!!!!

the guy from tropical heat had BALLS!!!!! hairy ones too i bet since his shirt was ALWAYS ALWAYS open and by BOY GEORGE he didnt care WHO KNEW IT

insurance companies are the biggest THIEVES in the WORLD, yes even more so than CARMAX!!! thats from a previous entry long time ago when carmax tried to CHEAT us out of our car but we ended up selling it WAY BETTER than they were offering so to carmax yet again i say SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

product placement is what keeps shows and programs alive i GET THAT but if you are gonna do it AT LEAST try to be a bit discreezy or like you know NOT flash the product in someones face, i give you a pathetic example, martha stewart has a segment on SHAVING, yes SHAVING out of the blue, a program that mostly is about cooking and fixing a rubber plant with a mcgyver knife and two packs of kevin federlines gums in his pocket, BUT suddenly she has a guest on that is ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, a PROFESSIONAL SHAVER!!! and she is like very casually saying ok so tell us a bit about shaving and has one of her crew members sitting in the chair that is gonna get a shave, by the way the song from smallville somebody save me a funny goofy looking friend of my said somebody shave me and now whenever the song comes on i SCREAM of the top of my LIZZAIS (lungs) SOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEBODY SHAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! and laugh all the way to the BANK!!! anyway the guys says oh i use gilette and marta is like oh but why would you use any other shaver gillette is the best and basically goes on and on about the STUPID ASS gillette shaver in SUCH A manner and with SUCH passion you would think its the only toy she had to play with while in the SLAMMER!!! to martha and all you FAKERS out there that DONT know how to discretly market something i say SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

IF ANYYBODY i dont care WHO has seasons 11 and 12 of hawaii five 0 i will LICK THE living donkey moose out of oyu to get it, seriously fix all episodes of those two seasons and i will SWING your BALLS IN A NUTSWING with a cherry on top!!! but if you were to give me some stupid ass advice about like oh have oyu tried ebay or bla or dididid and stuff and you think i havent tried it already well then take it away MAESTRO CARD, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok love gone

2007-08-07T22:24:00.000+02:00

ok a couple of truths regarding movies and such and such

1) facebook is stupid and doesnt really serve any purpose but to make people in their 20s and 30s act like young teenagers again

2) Transformers is probably on the five best movies EVER so it should get at least 100 oscars easy

3) myspace is even worse than facebook

4) Terminator 4, 5, 6 and 7 should be made before the year 2010

5) Die hard 4.0 should ALSO recieve 100 oscars, IN FACT they should redo the whole oscar night and ONLY give out oscars to transformers and die hard 4.0 every other oscar to each movie

6) if you havent seen the simpsons movie go see it and if you dont think its funny you are probably dead inside

7) Casino Royale with daniel craig as the new bond is AWESOME, the shere LIP to pout ratio mr craig displays on screen is enough to get you to the moon and back

8) hotels are VERY VERY GOOD and ill tell you why, the one thing this world needs is unity and the best way to accomplish that is by love and by COMMUNICATION, and the best way to do that is to have different places people can go and stay while visiting other people, NOW sure staying at peoples homes is good too BUT its not always practical or comfertable HOWEVER hotels provide a safe haven for a person to just chill and meet and do business and make sure that COMMUNICATION is upheld, SO ergo hotels can create world peace, we need more hotels in the world and better ones!! SO if we have hotels and people travel and talk to each other and meet that will create world peace!!

9) SALLAD is like THE COOLEST thing EVER, its really good for you

10) C vitamin is good for you so take in alot of it

11) a wise man once said "it is better to have born and torn rather to have scorned and adorned" this means, it is better to milk the cow rather than the bull, you know what you get with the cow and if you milk the bull well then GOOD luck and also you do NOT wanna milk a bull, trust me on this one

12) BASSEEEE!!!!

2007-08-01T16:14:00.000+02:00

A man once said

"I would love the world if it wasnt for all the people"

khob dige che kar konim he does have a piont at at times.

A list of things you should always think about when whatever

1) If you are tired and want to sleep JUST SLEEP, doesnt matter if you are at work or whatever just go ahead and SLEEP!! HOWEVER a few jobs cannot do this, air traffic controllers, lawyers and gas station attendants, other than that ANY OTHER job you have you can sleep whenever I DARE you to find ONE Single job where it would be dangerous if they slept in the middle of their jobs, ONE single one, YALLA come on find me one

2) atomic bombs are not nice but i hear this atomic KITTEN is quite the opposite, what is this thing anyways?

3) kitty and the hardy brothers, NEVER READ IT!!

4) Ice cubes when done right can be sooo HOT!!!

5) Fire handled super correctly can be COOL!!! ok did you see what i did there? thats what we call a 2 cent word play half jokey joke, yes they are so lame you could slip into a coma just reading them BUT whattugonnadoo

6) what did the chicken say to the tomato when they crossed the road
BAAAQ BAAQQ mothaF#%#A!!
its a chicken idiot they dont talk.......yet, and since WHEN can a tomato CROSS a damn road!!

7) Criss cross were a little music band back in the day when people would say, hey you think that maybe one day when people wanna remember back to today they will say back in the day??

i dont know maybe maybe not now do you want your damn chai or not? CHIT ME!! thats CHAI HIT ME for short

8) when realllllly realllllyyy tired you can hallucinate thing that you know arent there or dont make sense, for example once i saw this feminist girl and she was ACTUALLY HOT!! i mean that just CANT be true can it???

9) size doesnt matter??? eh how come only the small people say that? since when did BAGBUU from zambia come and say EHHH moon i ahve a horses one but you know that doesnt matter!?

no its the frustrated acne wearing 18 year old asshole teen that thinks he is soo cool with his halo and world of warcraft games and is getting as many dates as a dates seller man is getting AFTER dating season is over and the fields were rained out by massive tornado rain storms, basically stop saying size doesnt matter when you CLEARLY know it does, if size didnt matter then people shopping at växjö malls would be as content with that as they would be in like west edmonton mall thats slightly bigger, just google it damnit if you dont know what it is!!! or ok ok like borås kommunalhus saying well our building JUST as much man as the empire state building, why cuz size doesnt matter!! YEAH GHORBONET!!!

10) after doing some more personal research i have concluded that size DO in fact NOT MATTER!!!! you see its.................. ARE YOU JOKING!!! it matters and matters big, in fact after some personal HANDS ON RESEARCH i have concluded that size is the ONLY thing that matters, a good heart, honour, love and all that is NOTHING compared to a BIG DONG!!! and for all of you thinking i have been talking about a certani thing its NOT THAT, although size THERE matters OF COURSE but the size issue i am talking about is about CASH, how much one has or doesnt have!!

11) the axis of evil = oprah harry potter and mange schmidt for now!!

12) audi cars SUCK SOO MUCH scrotum its down right ZESHT!!!

13) P1 P2 P3 radio stations are evil

14) i am sitting at work BORED out of my mind so if you think this lis is gonna end anytime soon then FORGET it

15) tired so the list ends here now, more to come later love gone fornow

MVH

Pomezilla

2007-07-22T00:12:00.000+02:00

Its not news that the swedish language is going to get aquired, merged or most likely just be taken over by english, BUT til that day the following things must MUST HAPPEN!!!

being hypocritical in swedish is hyckleri or en hycklare, BUT every single person ALWAYS first says hypokritisk because they think of the english version and oyu know what it SOUNDS BETTER, so from now on its hypokritisk,

Sweden needs MORE pools, not enough of them!! oh you mean that sweden is too cold to have pools??? well have you ever flown over wisconsin, illinois or the northern states??? places that are like 35353 times colder than sweden EVER GETS, believe me i know, but its a culture thing, in the US the culture is POOLS and then during winter time you can cover them up and stuff, so can we.

We need more public toilets and we NEED TO GET RID OF the swedish PATHETIC krona, i like the krona for the value of it cuz its pretty ok strong now but its just retarded to have DIFFERENT currencies in this world, i mean MY LORD its 2007 and we have how many damn valutas?? like 200305305 billion of them, we can use TWO currency, DOLLARS and DORRA, both accepted EVERYWHERE!!! why not the euro you ask, well cuz it LOOKS retarded and its to close to france in its making, PLUS for people that call the EURO evro GO F#¤%#%K yourselves, its EURO not evro!!!

so now that the VERY important economic financial issues have been covered lets get back to agboo and mouza

actually not right now, ill talk about them later, dont wanna just tell the story just to tell it, we have to make it good, ok take care love gone for now

2007-07-18T08:50:00.000+02:00

P3 radio station is officially the WORSE radio station in the known radioverse, its SOOOOOO CORNY!!! they have songs that stopped being songs in 1984 and have this fake pretend story telling thingie that is sooo worthless it makes you cook your own frog you keep in the closet with a SPATULA!!!

THE VOICE OF HIPPIPIZZLE and R AND BIZZLE is the ONLY Radio station you will EVER NEED EVER!!! it has everything, black rappers, white rappers, white rappers trying to be black rappers, black wangstas trying to be authentic rappers and actual gangstas trying to run for president, all in all its got it ALL!!!!

Alot of has been said about the 2008 presedential elections..... so i wont say anything

Agboo and Mouza

In africa once there was a man called Agboo, Agboo was in love with this girl called Mouza, HOWEVER their love was forbidden because they belonged to seperate RIVALING tribes, the only way they could meet was to sneak out at nights and meet in the middle of the savannah located between the two villages, a dangerous place where lions would roam during night time and snakes and other dangerous animals would lurk in the shadows. All of mouzas and agboos friends knew about this but they all kept quiet because they knew what would happen if the chiefs of the villages would find out. For a long time this worked for agboo and mouza and they lived and loved each other with a seldom seen unity in the cover or the night on the african savannah.

one night mouza as usual meets agboo by the massive life giving tree trunk as they usually do and she has bad news.

Agboo my sweet sweet love she says

Mouza: i have been promised away to some man by my father and we are set to marry the day after tomorrow

agboo feels sick, he is in shock but also knows that this happens everyday in both villages, families marry off their children in hopes of strenghtening ties between families.

Agboo: mouza my love i wont accept it, we have to run away or do something, this is not going to happen, NEVER!!

Mouza: i will not go thru with it, i will not, if i cannot be with you i dont want to live at all, i will go with you anywhere you want! anywhere!

Agboo: lets go now, our friends will let our parents know why we never came back

this is an extremely dangerous move they are planning since this can easily lead to war between the tribes with alot of blood shed to follow as a result of it,

Agboo and Mouza look into the darkness out on the beautiful savannah and they know not what lies ahead, they look in all directions, east west north and south knowing that each direction by itself present extreme dangers they can only hope to survive, they look at each other, no words are spoken, as if to read each others minds they agree on a route and a direction to take and they start walking into the night.......

where they are headed and what lies ahead they do not know.........

to be continued

2007-07-11T00:02:00.000+02:00

WHY MY BLOG ROCKS AND OTHERS SUCK!!

oh hey guys we just came back from a trip to El maso lasso in arizona or something and BOY Are we hammered with love and lots of FAKE YADDI YADDI BLA BLA BLA, PLEEASEEE you are not that awesome and you are not all jippidydippidy all the time, oh what was that? im sorry what?? you are OFFENDED i am pissing all over you? WELL BO FRIGGIDY HOOO this HEA IS MY BLIZZLE not yours now is it, so you go on and blog about SUPER DUPER faKE boring stuff on yours and ill BLOG the hell out of my own, hehe most of you right now must be thinking damn whose blog is he so pissed at, nobodys actually i am just showing the hypoCRAZYNESS of most peoples blog where they PERPETUATE or HOWEVER you spell that word of their own lives, FOR EXAMPLE

oh DEAR wonderful friends of ours that we love and adore SOO DAMN Much but we forget to call and NEVER stay in touch with unless we WANT something from them, this past weekend we went to our super duper BEST friends down in madrid spain or rome or athens or GOHESTAN i dont care WHERE and we were all jolly jimminy super swell happy, then we stopped at a dinner tihi it was soo awesome, my significant other and her MOTHER had a ham egg cheese double fisted sandwich with tuna on the side, WELL WOW isnt that SOOO FANTASTIC mister/mrs bloggers, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man thats not blogging about your life, thats blying HAHAH see what i did there, i took blogging and lying and did it to BLYING, it SOO WORKS doesnt it!!!

my point is, MY BLOG KICKS ASS, and since nobody ever will read this anyway i will just say WHATEVER THE HELL DAMN I PLEASE why because i CAN!!! a REAL BLOG has entries talking about NEW MADE DUOS of superheroes and in what METALLIC way they shall AHAN KIISE someone to death, not some SUPER duper boring story about whos wedding or whose event or whos ASS you wiped LAST NIGHT with your SUPER SMASHTASTIC TISSUE you found while looking for your super loved one in the motel, oh funny story, she got lost and i had to rescue the day BLA BLA YEAH RIGHT!!!!

example of normal boring blog

"oh dear wonderful loving friends whom we LOVE so much, yesterday we hit the town and my friend nudushusususiananan agherebaradariananaseh showed us around this super swell museum and we ALL laughed soo hard MILK came out our ASSES!!!!

example from MY AWESOME BLOG

"as harry potter bent down to get his WAND from the ground OPTIMUS PRIME entered the room and took out his MEGA ZOOKA and blasted a hole in harry potter so HUGE hermoine GROOIN didjiridooJER filled the hole up with water and used it for a swimming pool"

AWESOME STUFF Mister pomez, why thank you i agree!!!

so to ALL you fake bloggers out there, PLEASE PLEASE get with the program, THUG BLOG LIFE 4-ever FAKERS!!!!

2007-07-10T00:33:00.000+02:00

due to optimus primes departure from the LEGION OF CHAI KISE there will now be a recruitment process and HEAD hunting going on from skeletor and the predator, the final candidates will be presented and pros and cons with them, after that ONE or maybe two or three but most likely one person will win and join the legin of chai kise, some NON confirmed but potential candidates include:

1) Darth Vader
2) the hulk
3) Megatron
4) King Kong
5) King Kongs LEFT NUT
6) Godzilla

etc, well show you the pros and cons of each possible candidate that include more people than the aformentioned list above us, aight back later

2007-07-08T00:38:00.000+02:00

The legion of DOOM used to consist of Skeletor The Predator and Optimus Prime, but after too many CHAI BAGGINGS from Skeletor and The Predator, Optimus has OPTED HAHAHA now thats awesome, get it OPTIMUS OPTED AJAJJAJA get it or get out!! anyways MISTER OPTIMUS PRIME STEAK and Superman have decided to join forces, its mostly a COLOUR issue, look closely at these picture and you will see that the colours of both OPTIZZLE PRIZZLE and SUPER MIZZLE are IDENTICAL, coincidence?? I STINK NOT!!!

TOGETHER Optimus and Superman ARE THE DUO OF AHAN KISE!! they will CHAI-KISE YOU WITH BALLS OF STEEL!!! LITERALLY!!!!!

lets see in the future who their first victim will be.....

2007-07-07T00:33:00.000+02:00

LAUGHTER is ESSENTIAL in this thing we call life, if you aint laughing you aint living, now granted times can be rough tough and a dog can go rouff BUT this movie made me WET MYSELF penguin style, its not for everyone i guess but it WAS for me, and seriously if you watch this movie and you cant muster up a single laugh then you my friend are DEAD inside and should seek MORE than professional help!!! Watch it! like it! LOVE IT!!! or go F#¤# yourself HARD!!!

2007-07-04T15:05:00.000+02:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BOTH DIE HARD 4.0 and TRANSFOREMRS
ARE THE SHIZZZNITTS WITH SIXTEEN CHERRIES ON TOP!!! GO SEE EM NOW, if you think you are tough or cool you are NOT until se you see these, you are NOTHING a NOBODY til you GIVE MONEY to keep these franchises ALIVE and well, KIKOKIHUKHIOHKOOO!!! (the sound of Autobots transforming) AAAAHHH YALLA GO SEE EM NOW!!

2007-07-01T17:20:00.001+02:00

TOMORROW BEFORE US EVEN AND BEFORE ALL ELSE WE SHALL GO AND WATCH

KI KO KIKAOKGAOOAU (transformers sound when they TRANSFORM) these trannies ROCK SOOO HARD its down right ROBOEROTIC ALL HAIL OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!

2007-06-28T22:49:00.000+02:00

OK OK I JUST SAW DIE HARD 4.0 and WOW DOES IT ROCK, SPREAD THE WORD FELLAS ITS ALL THE RAGE , GO WATCH IT!!! here are a list of why its so good

1) JOHN McCLANE can throw himself out of a car thats going 100 miles an hour and still make it look cool

2) jeezy mccleezy can kill off 49 guys while listening to his iPod

3) ah the HELL with this we dont need no damn list to explain why DIE HIZZLE FIZZLE is DA BOMB DUDE ITS JUST AWESOME GO SEE IT OR GO SEE NOTHING

DIIIIE HAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

2007-06-27T23:10:00.000+02:00

MAJOR DILEMMA

yes there is war and starvation and all kinds of horror going on in the world today but I THINK this takes priority since its SUCH a huge issue

IF you have like TWO PEACHES and ONE plum, what do you do??? like do you eat one peach first then the plum and then the second peach or do you do double tripple fisted combo and do two pecahes first and then the plum???? regardless of the facts and life of tribulation, everything is built on tests and this is a challenge for many but it has to be dealt with HEAD ON!!!

2007-06-26T00:48:00.000+02:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH NOT MUCH LEFT NOW til a movie I have waited for 12 YEARS TO SEE, but enough about Gigli 2, DIE HARD 4.0 IS HERE!!!!!!!!

BRUCE "I make six movies while you sneeze" Willis is SUITED up yet again to destroy sixteen blocks of housing and what not to get the bad guys, BUT ALSO and this is something I like is that Justin Long is also in the movie playing some computer nerd that JOHN "give me your tired your hungry and your huddled masses so i can KNOCK THE SHIT out of them" McCLAINE has to transport from like DC to jersey or something, not sure about the plot story line and im even more sure i dont give a F#"""## what the damn story line is anyways, THIS IS DIE HARD DUDE!!!!!!!

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARDER THAN A BUCKET OF CHICKEN AT OPRAH WINFREYS HOUSE!!!!!!

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-25T01:48:00.000+02:00

OK I AM a TOTAL BUTTSUCKER for college movies, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM SÖRRU if you wanna laugh your ANUS into OBLIVION you watch this movie, seriously if you cant laugh at this you should seriously seek help damnit!!!

SO STRAP ON YOUR GOZ MACHINE and get QARRTIN HARDD AND HEAVY, ENJOY!!!!!!

2007-06-24T19:49:00.000+02:00

TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE July 4th

OPTIMUS PREZZY will make your breezy twist and shout, he has taken over the presidency to ensure the MASS EVIL that is decepticons WILL NOT prevail!!!

1) in other news, people WILL look at you kajj, they will treat you like crap but you CANNOT let them get to you, if you do they have won, NEVER EVER let anybody get to you, one of the reasons björn borg (not that i like him personally) but one of the things he did well was be like ICE no matter what, if he won or if he lost, but the reason he was like ICE even if he won, even if it was the HARDEST game in the history of the universe he showed on emotion, WHY??? people think its cuz he was just mellow and what not, NO NEVER nobody that is soo good and wins SOOO much can EVER just take it lightly and be mellow, no he was like ice becase THAT gave the opponents the sense of hopelessness, Borg would SWEEP ass and kick ass on the court and then just walk away as if it was NOTHING, see THATS what destroys the opponent even more, the fact that they think you didnt even break a sweat winning over them, it gives you a psycological advantage if the opponent thinks you had NO problem kicking their ass, if htey knew how hard it really was for you and how hard you really tried they will get hope in the future and think MAYBE MAYBE if i try hard enough i can get this guy, but the GREATEST of the GREATEST look at them, D WADE, Jordan, Lebron, Borg, Gretzky ALL of them, same damn thing in common NEVER ever break a sweat over you since you are just a SPECK of PISS in the way for them to wash a bucket with, basically if you wanna kick ass and relaly make it hurt do like optimus, KICK ASS with ease do ALL you can but NEVER EVER show it to the other person just how hard it was for oyu, just simply be cooler than an ice box on holiday in siberia, ergo my point being

OPTIMUS KICKS MADARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-23T03:01:00.000+02:00

I want all people out there AND I MEAN EVERY SINGLE person that feels lonley to rest assured that it wont last forever, its the single most awful feeling there is that scares us because we believe its forever, worry not.

God did NOT create us to be lonely in life, we are created ONE BY ONE YES and as we are ALWAYS in the end Individuals and we ALONE will face Him ALONE, BUT I am reminded of a poem by a young poet I once read that goes as follows

"Alone I walk but the hearts of many I share, forever I march in the name of love and always find my path leading to the one true source, guided by God eternally and never doubting my path one day will lead to your heart as your path will lead to mine"

lonliness is not permanent, it will pass, and if you are feeling lonely, then listen to the words of another great writer

"dont feel lonely, make yourself into all the things you miss, do not see that special someone as the key to feeling and making yourself complete, you CAN be complete, you SHOULD be complete, you ARE complete just as you are, alone at times YES, lonely: NEVER!!"

2007-06-22T21:46:00.000+02:00

its june just thought you wanna know, you know nobody really checks out this blog anymore mostly due to the fact that i havent written anything on it for a month or so HOWEVER it still doesnt hurt to just write some stuff, ok some news in the land of pomezia

1) politics are fun if you look at how fake it is, politics is show business for ugly people, its as dirty and fake and when you mess up you barely go to prison but remember if you are a politican you are automatically ugly and people DONT like you as much as they do celebrities so you will go to prison until you are pardoned

2) first lesson of business, NEVER GET EMOTIONAL, BULLSHITT, first lesson of business should be GET AND BE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED just DONT SHOW it to any outsiders, emotions can be will power and investment and giving a crap BUT emotions uncontrolled are very bad

3) OPTIMUS PRIME is finally hitting the big screen july 4th he will RIPPP some NEW METAL HOLES in megatron, (fingers crossed)

4) bikinis are AWESOME Inventions, one just cant dispute that fact

5) conference call can be fun if done right

6) CASH TALKS and its ALL that talks, picture this you clean closets for a living and you find your occasional tom cruise and john travolta there BUT you get TONS of cash for it, EXCELLENT, you think someone that works with some other kind of job has the right to look down on you??? WHY cuz they are fixing and helping the world in a better way than you??? bullshit, its all about what you do outside of work and INSIDE of work, what if you are cleaing closets at the UN and you on a daily basis meet and talk with the world leaders that actually have super power and you are known as the WISE janitor that does ALOT and fixes actually alot of world issues, BUT on the other hand some stupid ass person is the CEO of his family company getting BILLIONS a year but cheats and is good for nothing, what kind of impact does he do on the world??? am i saying be a nobody and never aspire to anything, YES THAT IS EXCATLY what i am saying, no no i am saying that if you are a janitor then be the best damn janitor you can EVER BE and if somebody looks down on you then you turn RIGHT back and hurt them in the WORSE way possible which is JESUS style, you just go ahead and LOVE THEM BACK, love them with all your heart and soul!!!

face it people that look down on other people are not human, they are products of hate and stupidity, if you are content with yourself, you honestly try to help your fellow man and the world and you try to be the best you can be then in Gods eyes you are GOOD, then no matter how much money you have or you dont, you dont leave this world with cash to the next, you leave with your HEARTS history intact, and your souls purity, SO you can be a billionaire on paper or a billionaire in soul currency, call me crazy but i am going for the latter if i have to choose, but i wouldnt mind having both MUHAHAHA, anyway as i said JUNE is here just wanted you to know, love oyu gone fo rnow

2007-05-20T02:08:00.000+02:00

OK WE KNOW that MICHAEL SQUINT ME AGAIN BITCH AND ILL KILL YOU SCOFIELD is the SHIZZNITT!! i mean we KNOOOOW THIS FOR A FIZZLE (fact)

however today i watched a movie that i had only heard bad about, NATURALLY i then assumed i would LOVE it since most people and their movie taste sucks sooo hard you can literally create a black hole with it, SO i watch STEALTH and it rocked BALLS IN A SWING and it was AWESOME, HOWEVER the thing that made it ALL the much better was the fact that MICHAEL I squint so hard i damn nearly POOP myself SCOFIELD was the VOIICEEEE of the stealth ITSELF, the PLANE that had NO MUDDA#¤#¤#ING SNAKES on it but was AWESOME, and dude this guys english accent since he is english is AAAAMAZZZING, AJAJAAJ it was good, take care lov egone

2007-05-07T00:39:00.000+02:00

BAJS ON A SWING what to say what to do, since nobody reads this anymore i am just gonna use this site as my own personal playground to explore thoughts and ideas, SO what to say what to do, well the cool thing is that now ALL the funnest most close people are back and its fun stuff, today we grilled our asses off at the GÄRDET park and resorts, it was gooood chicken i tell you that much,

the question is do i get the channel CNBC??? i want to and its really not that much but still i dont know, let me do some investigation on that, also a TJUV thief alert, there is a pizzeria near gärdet that has a yellow sign on it, wont say name and stuff cuz i want to like erase them from THE MAP but they are BIG LYING SACKS OF HORSE DROPPINGS and they can SOOOOOOOK IT!!!!! they are whats wrong with this country, i wont go into details but lets just say they can SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IT HARD and they can SOOOOOOOOOOK IT LONG those BASTARDS!!!

in other news summer is here with a full swing and the green is back, you know normally i dont appreciate the absence of summer at any point of the year i ALWAYS want summer, thats why florida ROCKS soo much, HOWEVER when summer does hit sweden it feels extra good, now dont get me wrong, unlike all those lying people spreading evil rumours about sweden being cold its actually the warmest place on EARTH!!! thats right, we have two seasons here in stockholm SUPER SMASHTASTIC HOT ASS SUMMER and normal summer, that is super fantastic too!!!!

I am right now watching this show called deadwood and i gotta tell ya i have ZERO clue about the plot, but what is news though is that they obviously had some VERY colourful words even back then!!! such words as rooster sucker, female parental fornicator, you fornicating child of a female dog and so on and so on, how interesting, its like watching a live rap video uncensured but with a bunch of white men, this one guy is just holding his cigarr in the same damn way, this other guy is just looking at everybody as if its the first time he has ever seen humans, ah whatever catch you later

2007-05-01T02:25:00.000+02:00

The following things are hard to beat

- Walking along the water in Stockholm on a hot july day or just sitting by the water on an archipelago type of setting on the grass with friends in front of a fire with the moon and the stars shining

- The nights in the caribbean hearing the half big waves crashing against the sand and the rocks as you hear the slight gentle wind sweep in

- Sitting up late with a good friend having the tv on but more so talking to each other in a way that you only do when its just two of you and you can be completely honest and you just find a inner shared harmony

- When you and your closest core friends are at some place that none of you belong or are native to and you all in your own creative ways find ways to have fun

- Sitting with a GALLON BUCKET of chocolate ice cream at 2 am in the morning in a southern state watching cartoon reruns like The boondocks on tv

- Sometimes after having been around tons and tons of people, having had stress around you non stop you take some time for yourself and maybe just take a stroll or watch a movie you have been waiting to watch or you just do whatever you want but you do it ALL BY yourself knowing you will get back in the game we call life soon enough but for JUST a brief moment its just YOU and GOD!!!

- Asking a person how they REALLY feel and really LISTENING to them for once instead of just being casual and thinking ah hell/shell be fine , its these sincere questions that keep people sane sometimes

ok more to come but first a pause for all the people in the world that fight for justice!!!! AT EM YALL!!!

2007-04-23T18:34:00.000+02:00

On expectations and hoping and whatever people say dont hope to much or set to high goals:

If you have goals and they dont go thru or dont happen you MIGHT get disappointed

If you dont have ANY GOALS you will DEFINATELY be disappointed

SUCK ON THAT BIAAAAAATCHH!!!!

2007-03-15T22:00:00.000+01:00

MUDDAF#¤#%#¤#RS that park in a way that takes TWO spots IN INNERSTAN where there is almost ZERO parking already should be publicly EXECUTED and then BEATEN STUPID!!!! So what else is new, I dont know really what to say, spring seems to be doing a strong march into the MARCH month AJAJAJAJA, but who knows whats gonna happen, it could be a conspiracy from the far left or something like that!!!!

this is the view from my window, its ok, i mean i wish it was a bit more you know nice but whatever it will do for now, im waiting to live in a place where THIS is my VIEW!!!

Now thats a VIEW, anyways hare hej gone for now

2007-03-03T21:30:00.000+01:00

March is here, just wanted february to know that, since its always so damn cocky always being the last month of winter, now i know there is no guarantee that spring is just around the corner but i am optimistic, you see in life we only know so much, we know we like water or some kind of fluid that quenches our thirst, food that tastes good that makes us not hungry, and TV, TV is the most powerful media tool there is, now some might say no internet is more powerful so i submit to you the INTERTVNET which is a creation that is new, basically it allows you to surf on your regular tv and copy paste out faces and stuff that you dont like with things you DO, for example, whenever you see the LIFE REJECT Adam alsing on like kanal 5 you pause the frame or keep it rolling whatever, copy the face of cindy crawford or someone you like and paste it on to adams face, THEN you take his whole body and put him up on the pop up blocker list, SO everytime he is suppose to come on the tv you simply have him blocked, well have a virus system in the tv like norton or something that will automatically detect and erase anything with peter IDJET on it, als a firewall that automatically BLOCKS anything from SVT!! anywyas tons of these things can be done, but i say lets merge tv and internet together so we can decide more what we see, so we are not exposed to the stupid POISON and horor that is melodyfaggyvalen and crap like that ok hare love gone fo rnow

2007-02-26T01:31:00.000+01:00

Ok simpsons the movie is coming this july but seriously if they ever made a movie about the simpsons that WASNT

animated i would seriously suggest using william H macy i mean you KNOW he could pull it off with his oh gee god gosh willikers attitude
POWER to ya macy. love gone

2007-02-21T04:42:00.000+01:00

MY MAAAAAAAAN JULIUS or TERRY CREWS as his real name is, dude this guy has an impressive history, I like this dude, he is very cool on the show EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS!!! I LOVE the show!! he used to play in the NFL for like 6 years in the 90's for the charges and other teams, now thats HEAVY STUFF!! also he is married, four five kids, edumacauted just like me and has been in different movies, ALL of which I have liked so far, his latest hit is in Norbit where he plays BIG BLACK, asså you just GOTTA LOVE THAT NAME, ehh man who are you, IM BIG BLACK JACK, whats it to ya!!!! anyway power to ya MR CREWS! from one BROTHA to ANOTHA!!! love peace and IM AUUTT!!!!!

2007-02-16T09:07:00.000+01:00

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS THE NBA ALL STAR WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS!!! AND I AM OFFICIALLY more excited than a BUCKET OF PISS on shore leave in the deep dark forests of romania!! WEST will face off AGAINST MY MAIN GUYS FROM THE EAST!! now if the EAST wins its the MOST important GAME that has ever been played in the history of Basketball, if the West wins its just a fun exhibition game anyways!! anyways lets ROCK ASS BABY!!!

2007-02-12T00:28:00.000+01:00

OK OK I have gotten THOUSANDS AND Dozens of requests to take on the very controversial topic and subject that is GLOBAL WARMING!!! well let me put it like this, YES IT EXISTS YES ITS GOOD YES LETS CONTINUE TO make it happen, WHY well here is how its good

The nordic countries will get Mediterranian weather ALL YEAR ROUND at some point and holland will go under water (anybody upset about that? so far we have had NO CALLS saying they are) ALSO the stupid polar ice caps, i mean what have they done for us lately but to give us a BUNCH of cold air and stupid ICE, now i think we should take the ice CAPS and bust an ASS in them, haha get it, if you dont you are NOT GHETTO ENOUGH!!!

Instead lets WITH structure make it so that the ice caps and all those super freezy cold places can be converted into nice ICE cubes that we can use in our cokes and sodas!! Let freedom ring throughout the LAND monsiours!!

2007-02-07T00:33:00.000+01:00

More entrevouz will come up on the blog right now im doing some stuff so I'm not super duper BESTEST at putting stuff up, BUT remember this when you close your eyes you can be anywhere you want to be, Say for example you close your eyes to pray or meditate and you think yourself to a place in India, or the alps or in mainland china, MAYBE MAYBE when your eyes are closed you DO move and then come back just before your eyes open again, in our minds we can be wherever we wanna be.
So the next time you are sooo bored in that lecture, classroom or whatever because the teacher is dishing out BORING CRAP, dont just dream yourself away go up to the DAMN teacher and KNOCK HIM THE F#¤#K out and say I AM TIRED OF SCHOOL YOU BASTARD I WANNA BE IN INDIA!!!! and force him to pay for it.

Moral of the story: School is for SUCKERS!!!!

2007-02-01T05:03:00.000+01:00

MY DATE WITH BETTY JONAM!!!!

VAII JIGARETRO BERAM MY BETTY JOOON!!! GOD I LOVE THIS GAL!!! So this is a recap of our date we had last night:

its 19:56 and im suppose to have met her at 19:00 so im rushing to my car and then I see that simpsons is about to start at 20:00 so I start watching a few minutes of it, you know just to check if I have seen the episode 8 times before or only 3 times making it almost brand new, BUT NO poor girl has been waiting outside the KISTA GROSSEN now for over an hour so I gotta JET, no I dont need to gas up my car but if I did I would use JET fo shau, but right now I gotta jet as in a RUNWAY, like leave, you know REALLY FAST!?!?! you know cuz JETS go on runways??? A forget it!!

Anyways I drive like a persian boy does the day he has gotten his övningskörningstillstånd, meaning about 190 km/h on a 30 school VÄG trying to get to my Betty jon in time.

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH!!!!! the SKIDMARKS from my inbromsning RESOUND all over the TRI STATE KISTA AREA (kista, husby, akalla) THERE she is, my beauty standing as the day is long and shiny with a smile that can light up a mens locker room after the last guy has left the shower and turned of the light, a heart so pure it can take the DIRTIEST of pisTASHWUA (pistachios? how the HELL do you spell it) and turn it into the SWEETEST of GAZ!!

I pull up and ELECTRICALLY (BALEH MAN HI TECHam dige) roll down the windows from the drivers SEAT and call on her:

Pomez: OYYY ZANIKE BIA DIGE chera to baroon vaistadi lamasabb???
Betty Jon: "#¤¤&#¤&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;%/#¤/#¤&)"#%("#¤/#"/%/&"&%)"#)#"¤(#¤/#&%
Pomez: vai che harfa, ok yalla berim VANAAAAAAK!!

We break 56 traffic rules in order to get to vanak 20 seconds earlier than we would have had we just followed all the rules, but VANAK waits for NO MAN!!!!

Pomez: OYYY yalla kone buzurget as machine LÄDERAM biar biron berim GOOSHT FESHAR BEDIM FARID STYLE!!!!

Betty: OYYY man SAATTA (100) GOOSHT RA MIKHORAM Movazebb bash
Pomez: shoooooooooooooooooooooooooo digidigiddededdidigdidede!!!!!
the Pomez to the Vanak workers: SALAAM BACHE VANAKIA!!! khob kabab doros mikoninha!! Hala bego bebinam, KABAB midi?? YA Na???

Vanak owner: hala hame in ra omadi kababe MAN RA bokhori???
Betty: AREE man SAATTA kababe toro mikhoram valli avall DOOQ mikham!!

vanak owner: chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?!?!?!!
Pomez: BAAAASSEEEEE, bebin GOOZE SAG man hamishe khastam inja ghasa bokhoram, valli avaal DOOQ mikham!!
Vanak owner: ehhhhh man Dooq behet nemidam!
Pomez: ma in hamme RA OMADIM!! HALA MIGI DOQ NEMIDIIIIII!!!!!!!

Betty: POMEZ BOKOSHATESSH!!!!!!!

"%("/%"%"#%="&/&)"))"#&#"%# TAAAAKHHH, BAAANG, ZONG, DONG SCHLONG DAAAVA DAAAVAAA!!!!!

After 10 minutes of persian ASS FIST FIGHTING LAVASHAK STYLE (the worst kind of fighting)
the pomez and betty joon are served kabab WITH DOOOQQQ!!!

pomez: betty joon, will you marry me?
Betty: agar begam are, GHOL midi HARR ROOZ miaim VANAK??
pomez: ALLBAATTE jigaram pas chi fekr kardi
Betty: PAS MAN MALE TOAM PEDARSAG!!
pomez: SKABBIDILLUUWELLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

6 hours later the pomez and betty joon were married in the VIP BALLROOM of VANAK (its in the back behind the toilet, secret door you see) here is a picture of how it looks like: (however the picture doesnt do it justice, here you see one TENTH of the whole room)

and instead of people throwing RISE as is custom they just threw the POLO that was already POKHTE!!
betty and the pomez ATE it as it hit the GROUND!!!
ALL other persians joined in a GANG BANG POLO EATING ORGY FRENZY!!!
Mahmoud brought the ghorme and Mehdi the gheime that they simply poured on the polo and BAAAM you got yourself a AUTHENTIC persian party!!!

LONG LIVE BETTY JON AND VANAK!!

Give me VANAK or give me DEATH!! VANAK OR BUST!!!!

2007-01-30T03:04:00.000+01:00

SAG ON A STICK VA MADAR WITH A PRICK!!!

WHAT CAN I SAY WHAT THE HELL CAN I SAY TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW BAD ASS AND HOW VAIIII these two movies are!!! You want REAL choreography you watch THESE movies, not some STUPID keanu reeves movie where his fighting is as smooth as a sailor after having gone to bangkok on shore leave or BEN AFFLECK trying to fight with a STICK in dare devil, although I REALLY did enjoy that movie, NO THIS IS THE REAL BUMPER STICKER!!!! these guys KNOW HOW TO fight FOR REAL!!!! dont hesitate JUST WATCH THEM!!! the Jet Lee's Fearless is SOOO beautiful too, and the protector DUUDE dont mess with his elephant ok, anyways VAIIIIII I had to let the world know cuz I was a FOUNTAIN of SPARKS after these two movies AI PAPI RESCATEME!!!

2007-01-28T13:34:00.000+01:00

MAKE SURE YOU VOTE TODAY!!!! (question at the bottom)
CAN WE TOGETHER Break the 700 VALLEN???

About a year ago when The Pomez blog entered the world and change the universe as we KNOW it forever and ever I set up a little thing called profile views, well blogspot did but i approved, now usually 1 stands for 1 and 10 for 10 HOWEVER in my case since blogspot KNEW I would be getting hits MORE often than pamela lee in her relationship with tommy lee, I went and set up where 1 was the equivalent as 1 BILLION, meaning that NOW that we are on 695 CLOSE to the 700 vallen its not 695 seperate times the blog PROFILE has been viewed (mind you NOT the same as how many that have visited the site) its means 695 BILLION times people have clicked on the profile thingie. NOW as you may or may not know ANYBODY can leave comments on the blog nowadays so I am putting up a VOTING thingie and later on in the week a winner will be picked with a GRAND PRIZE!!! The question is as follows:

Do you prefer:

A) Blondes
B) Brunettes
C) Redheads
D) BALD GALS!!!

Simply give me an HONEST answer in the comments section by simply giving me the letter you prefer, for example you like brunettes you type i B, if you wanna explain WHY then sure go ahead. LETS HOPE TO IT!!!

2007-01-24T14:27:00.000+01:00

REALITY VS YET TO COME!?!?!

Can dogs talk? Can man do things unheard to mankind?? Can we travel BEYOND lightspeed one day?? Are things that have NOT yet happend possible???

Well some will say and mind you these are people that are VERY VERY in the box and refuse to step foot outside the BOX what kind of box? thats right a CAAARDBOARD BOX!!!
"Oh but mister pomez you see one cannot travel faster than the speed of light for you see the perplexity of the human commotion lotion ocean is the fact that space itself would be bended itself and therefor not possible BLA BLA"
SHUUUUUUUUT THE #"¤#¤# UP!!!!
look im not dissing the fact that alot of scientists work on the universe and so many love to EXPAND our knowledge bout stuff BUT I do CHARGE MANKIND when they say oh but you have to stay within the parameters of the given fact that bla bla.

SO point being what, well CAN dogs talk???? well it hasnt happend yet, SOO by the process of eliminatoorrrreeee we take that possibility away??? why?? ok forget dogs now, THEORETICALLY the earths metropolitan cities have NOT been bombarded with meteor showers and comets and what not, so meaning it CANT HAPPEN??? of course not, my point is JUST CUZ something HASNT happend SO FAR it does not in any way mean it CANNOT HAPPEN in the very near future, as for travel beyond lightspeed???
well what is the fastest thing in the universe????

Ok BESIDES the Menahonians in the Galaxy of Ashtaiar the FASTEST thing is THOUGHT!!! Projection of oneself with thought could take you from EARTH to the FAR corners of the universe in a MICRO BILLIONTS OF A SECOND, and for those that say EH but humans cant think and process a thought that FAST THATS EXACTLY MY POINT, STOP limiting yourselfs, just cuz YET we cant do certain stuff. DREAMS are much bigger and the meaning of dreams is a WHOLE REALM yet to be known what they can do, why would God give us an ability that basically allows to do MAJOR GRAND things if we could never use it one day, its as if we limit ourselves with the way we are and HINDER those things from being able to happen.

BUT SEPA POSSIBLE es RIDICULU people will say, WHY because SO FAR it hasnt happend? OPENING our minds is THE VERY BASIS of new things being possible, just because some greek BOY BANGER 4000 years ago said something doesnt mean that it HAS To be FACT, or some weird philosopher from france says something that THAT'S IT!!

NO NO NO NOOOOO, think for yourselves and when you do, EXPAND your mind, EXPAND everything, STOP thinking in terms of WHAT HAS to be within WHAT rules and stuff, so far I cant think of anyone that has made some MAJOR change without CHALLENGING the MAJOR rules that were in place. why should our time be any different?? Are all things KNOWN now?? ehh its 2007 and STILL we travel by CAR and planes that BARELY break 1000 km/hour which is PATHETIC comparing to what we COULD do!!! We have military planes that can travel 3 km A SECOND damnit thats VERY fast, even faster is space crafts that break orbit and circulate the earth at 24 000 KM and hour, dude thats Sweden Hong Kong in like what 20 minutes??? But no no thats military or SUPER duper money involved KNOWING that if we did this for all of mankind we would ALL benefit from it, COMMUNICATION prevents WARS!!! try to start a war with the man you are doing business with, basically you dont take a MASSIVE dump on your own FOOD PLATE!!!!

ok lesson to be learned here as I was taught at a very young age, NEVER EVER EVER let any dream, thought or vision be LIMITED by EXISTING LAWS!!! if somebody says to you no but you see there is no force greater than bla bla YES IDJET with TODAYS STANDARDS, but 50 years ago hypnosis was seen as witch craft or what not, today its used on a daily BASIS!!!

Anyways my whole point with this blogg entry is: Brandon ROUTH PLEASE RETURN my phone calls, why WHY WHY wont you call me back??????

2007-01-22T01:58:00.000+01:00

ROSTAM AND SWEDISH EVIL!!!!

Well we have our first suggestion for the project pool we UTLYSTE in the last entry, thats to say ordinary mortals and non mortals (im talking to you Gorgoraans) writing in and contributing with their own ideas of what they would like to see happen in this world and so on.

One person wrote in and said he would like to see a movie about a slave owner that goes to these slave market things and looks all evil but then goes back to his plantation or whatever and he is actually good and treats the slaves really really well and is in fact saving them from slavery, BUT dum dum dum (dramatic music) the evil little rascal bastard, whatever caracter that is, GETS WIND of this and is gonna tell, from here starts a bone chilling nerve wracking exciting nail biting adventure of what happens with this PRE Schindler dude type!! well friend maybe the paramount people, MGM dudes or warner BROTHAS caps will come across this site and see your idea and ask you to develop the story, since of course you have MORE than just this basic thought!!

Another ROSTAM ALI writes in and suggests that DARTH VADER IS SWEDISH!! this due to the fact that his MOTHER is 100 % swedish, she is after all Smhi Skywalker (pernilla august), in the phantom menace we realize that Anakin Skywalker (pronounced WANAHEKIN HAIWAN ALI Skywahkwaaa in arabic) is the son of a swede!! khoob dige VADER IS SWEDISH!!! just look at the proof:

they lived in NABOO which of course backwards is almost ABO which is the SWEDISH name for TURKU in finland that is MAINLY SWEDISH!!! and we know that sweden has a lot of mountain TURKUS!!! soo ergo he is swedish thats ONE then take a look at this photo:

We will be back with more suggestions and ideas that have come into the POMEZ REDAKTION!!!

2007-01-18T11:12:00.000+01:00

TOGETHER POMEZ NATION YOU AND ME WE DID IT and HERE it is the 200th BLOGG ENTRY for the pomez site. A look back at some memorable moments brings us back to a few of our favorites throughout the MANY YEARS of the POMEZ!!

Ramin va Leila

Different heroes versus each other match ups

PollyWood movies (persian hollywood)
stil
The Legion of DOOM

SUPERsianMAN

Top Reasons why Hasselhoff ROCKS

The Squint trio and their adventures

The return of SUPERMAN

Miami heats win in the NBA

The Truth about Elvis

Swedens victory over ALL other nations in BOTH OS AND VM

and so on and so forth

Now we here at pomez like to encourage new fresh ideas and try to be a stepping stone out into the big world.

So we have come up with a new plan and a new instrument to make people COME to you, we are calling it THE PROJECTPOOL, this simply is a place where we take ideas and stuff from people and post it up on the blogg, FOR EXAMPLE here is how it would work, you have an idea and you want people to see it or maybe get in touch with you to further develop this idea, SO you give a little tease of your idea however much you want and then maybe people that can help out and make your mini dream come thru will get in touch with you.

For example say you have a movie idea, lets say you wanna see a movie where JIM CARREY one day wakes up with the ability to CONTROL minds BUT only if its not harmful to the person etc bla bla, oh what funny twists and hilarious ANTICS will come about from this, good writing and new thinking could make this a hit, OR you wanna see a collaboration of JAMES BOND and JACK BAUUER working SIDE BY SIDE in a movie well then tell us about it, simply email us at miamipalm@gmail.com and in like a FEW sentences or whatever explain your idea and vision and we will POST it every i dont konw maybe friday or something, that we can figure out later, but hey it could be fun, anyways happy 200th and we will stay in touch SOON again

2007-01-15T01:00:00.000+01:00

THE POWER OF PRAYER!!

Ok look at this STATE OF THE ART graph and pictogram I have designed with the help of SUPER DUPER modern ART OF THE STATE program computer software technology PAINT to see what im talking about.

See people dont SEE the radio waves but they RECIEVE it and they believe in them and they LISTEN and hear them, with prayer we start thinking oh its a spiritual thing its individual and its not science its personal and bla bla, NOT SO, its very much science, see everything in this world and the universe is built up on energy, energy is alot of the times WAVES, motion ACTIONS and re-actions etc.

with prayer its the exact same thing, we think hmm how can my friend or lover or whatever BENEFIT from me PRAYING for them, well two ways, see God has an answering machine and a direct phone line, when you pray ONE prayer you get like ONE digit of that telephone number, now NORMALLY it goes to his voicemail and he WILL get back to you, its just hes pretty busy and he takes in order, when you pray more and more often you get more digits and more of the phone number, ANYHOO to keep it simple and short sometimes you get his direct line where he fixes things on the SPOT sometimes you get his voicemail. NOW thats ONE of the ways prayer works.

THE OTHER is science oriented, see a PRAYER is a power wave that OOZES and generates from YOUR SOUL which in itself is a MASS of floating energy, THIS energy that prayer creates FROM you either goes to the whole world or a loved one or someone special, it ALWAYS gets there, see radio waves and frequency and so on are not THAT strong, but prayer waves are timeless and can travel infinity long AND it can survive forever, there are still prayers in the air circulating from the time of Moses Abraham and so on, now how do we tune in to hear them?

well thats a tricky thing BUT we know they are in the air, so WHEN you pray you send out WAVES of GOODNESS that goes into the MASSNESS that is this universe, this energy waveness that you send out AND GET all the time EXISTS just as radio waves do, you just cant SEE it with the naked eye OR HEAR IT, but you can FEEL it, just like a good song on the radio affects you so will prayers and to the people that you are sending those prayers, THEY too will be affected, they will feel it and get affected, if we believe in radio HOW can we then not believe in PrayDio??? I mean we just dont HEAR IT but we SURE do feel it, its like an emotion, anger hate love and VAFANGOOL, we dont SEE IT but we sure do FEEL IT!!!! anyways ZENDE BASH LOVE GONE FOR NOW

2007-01-14T04:13:00.000+01:00

Now I dont know if its my white trash red neckian aquiredness that i have been bestowed due to all my years in and with georgia BUT this movie was pretty darn entertaining in its cute little way, maybe its cuz i was sitting in my mansion 04:00 in the morning on a saturday night and decided to take a break from my PHD thesis, but it SPOKE to my inner white neck red trash soul, if you are bored and wanna laugh a bit see it, haha good stuff!!

2007-01-12T03:10:00.000+01:00

home made jokes of the day (keep in mind its liks 03:30 and im bored beyond GRIEF)

what do you call a very very wet plan: vattenplaning, BALEEEEEEH

Alaan midoni chi michaspe: CHASP BITCH!!!!

what do you get if you cross a bird with a donkey, you get a flying torke khar (if only)

how do you define what number is the greatest number in the math world, you simply ask how many times you have visited VANAK the last month and you have your answer

what is the most persian populated persian city in the world: teheeeeran?? NO close, the correct answer is actually HALLONBERIII

Where do people get their adjibghari on (freak on) THE most in ALL of the galaxy: the one and only CLUB ATISH!!! BABY

ok back later love gone

2007-01-09T05:50:00.000+01:00

ARE WE GONNA WIN EVERYTHING!!!

BASKETBALL BOTH COLLEGE AND NBA GOES to FLORIDA and now AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOO!!?!?! ITS TOOO MUCH ITS TOO GOOD, WOOHOOOO!!!

LONG LIVE FLORIDA BABY!!!!! WHAT ELSE YOU GOT!!! hockey?? BRING IT ON!!!

2007-01-08T10:43:00.000+01:00

2007 IS IN DA HAUUUZ mein franz dela saur krauten, it promises to be a good tv year FO SHAUUU, the 56 th season of 24 is UP and let's hope they go on and on so long that ONE episode will be a WEEK EACH so it will be 24 that will stand for 24 WEEKS!!!!!

AMERICAN DAD was voted both 2005 and 2006 BEST SHOW, funniest, smartest, cleverest and mount EST (never mind almost an inside joke there)

THE NFL PLAYOFFS have gått off stapeln and they are in FULL CRAP ON A SWING!!!!

In other belated news COMMUNISM in soviet union is over it seems, the berlin wall has fallen and east germany is now merged with west germany called with a single name as HasselLand mit dem HOFF!!!

A hippohoppomus and a sumo wrestler in a closet, who wins??? BALEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!! hare bra more to come later love gone

2007-01-05T03:19:00.000+01:00

This is a section we call BELATED NEWS section here at the pomez redaction,

I just today saw a recap thingie with highlights of the world cup 2006 that was held in germania, as I watched the narrator kept saying this and that and bla bla but the boring game of soccer spoke for itself, HOWEVER the last game, where the less than average player, zidande who probably after a year or so will be in the same category and history of players like håkan mild, claes ingeson and tattan flashson was interesting to watch, here we have a guy that looses his cool barely headbutts materazzauuzzz and gets VERY rightfully so an exit from the game, although he didnt really do much or perform all that well during his career or the world cup or in any of the teams he has ever played in it is VERY important to bring up this injustice that happend, HOW THE HELL could they give materazzi a penalty or fine or whatever AFTER the world cup saying HE was partly to blame, I MEAN COME ON, psych banter and trash talk happens ALLLL THE DAMN TIME even in damn ÅHLENS between parfume saleswomen DAMNIT so what!!! zidane couldnt take it this time and they fine materazzi????

SCANDALOOOO!!!
SHAME ON you Zidane, however since your career was pretty much fruitless and didnt really produce all that much to remember it's ok, you are the reggie miller of soccer AUUUUUU SNAPP!!!!!
I do however wait for an apology to materazzi that he so deserves from you. In the end italy CRUSHED and Creamed france BEYOND recognition and you know what, SOCCER IS STILL BORING and stupid AS IT EVER WAS!!!!!
oh and another thing WHO THE HELL is this materazzi anyways??? does he play in west chestershireville?? where are the great players like WEAH, KOEMAN and PAUL GASGROIN!!!

In other belated news: PLUTO ISNT A PLANET ANYMORE!!!!! the OUTRAGE MY FRIENDS THE OUTRAGGWAAA!!!!

The oakland raiders ALMOST make the playoffs, ALMOST!!!

more to follow loyter didigiegieige

2007-01-01T18:43:00.000+01:00

First of let me start of by saying HAPPY didigiegieieidiededede and also give a MAJOR huge shot out to my main home por SIEMPRE Husby 4-EVER, I have seen the fire works at Disney world, I have been to the sydney harbour during new years and ridden a donkey in the mountains of kurdistan, and NONE of them NONE come even CLOOOOSE to the AWESOME PATTAKOMM BANGKRAUUZZZ that is Husby fireworks new year, from the balcony you can literally see 100 cities in a panoramic scope deluxe view and literally watch for one full HOUR how they go NUUUUTS!! sydney harbour new years is a PISSBUCKET on WHEELS in comparison and can SUCK the salty BALLS of Husby's AWESOME BOOM BOOM!!

Again Husby New year I salute thee!!

2006-12-31T02:56:00.000+01:00

We continue here at the POMEZ redaction to post our favorite women, before you witnessed THE BEAUTIFUL BETTY that is anything but ulgy, see beauty is from the inside, if the soul is beautiful the person will radiate it too.

In another installment of our women that ROCK the house til one of the walls that supports this house literally stands up and says : LAISE THE LOOF we will continue with our empowerment of WOMEN THAT ROCK THE CASBA!!!!

Ladies and MADAR SAGS I give you KELLY JIGARET RA BERAM CLARKSON!!! such a cute person, I want to take her out for a coffee but I don't drink coffee so VANAK it is, I want to serenade her with HARD METALLIC songs ala Dariush while I tell her how good looking she is!!

2006-12-27T02:36:00.000+01:00

SORRY SORRY many things going on right now but bloggs are to come, til then let us all remember the following:

MTV SUCKS

the dishwasher actually works just had to turn the knob

NEVER EVER actually carrying heavy stuff but rather PAYING for movers

DAIM MARABOU CHOCOLATE IS BEYOND GOOD

anyways more stuff to come love gone

2006-12-19T07:01:00.000+01:00

There is alot of talk about the two shows American Dad and Family Guy and alot of people wonder which show is actually funnier and better, well the answer is simple, AMERICAN DAD puts family guy SOOOOOOOOOO FAR behind it it's JUST RETARDED!!! It's soo creative, so funny, soo EXCELLENT it leaves you assless with a farm attched!! Family guy is very funny but American Dad is BEYOND funny, it's BEYOND UBER funny, BEYOND BOB SAGET funny, MY MAN STAN SMITH can with ONE look alone get me ROLLING on the floor laughing, now i know alot of you might have opinions that differ from that of mine regarding this so very HOT issue and you might even suggest that family guy is funnier, im sorry but its not, the facts dont support it and its just not the truth, THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH that will MELT your ice cap and bust one in your ass too at the same time is as remains, family guy very funny, AMERICAN DAD MUCHO AI PAPI BENDITO MUCHAS FUNNY, I LOVE YOU STAN SMITH!!!!!!

2006-12-17T01:31:00.000+01:00

IN TRUE SAMUEL L JACKSON ANDA I really honestly and without FCC crap want to say that I AM SOO MUDDAF(#¤#¤ING TIRED of these MUDDAF¤#¤#ING WIRES EVERYWHERE, coming out of every little DAMN thing, tvs, vcrs, dvds, phones, TOILETS and EVERYTHING, isnt it ABOUT DAMN TIME we actually upgrade to WIRELESS electricity from the walls SENT to the cd system, tvs and everything in the house I mean DAMNIT its 2006 and we still havent done CRAP!!! MUDDADAMNIT LETS GET OUR ACT TOGETHER DAMNIT!!! F#%#ING WIRES!!!!!

Some good advice to people out there

"If you play hard to get you wont get SHIT"

Good things goes to those who wait, but the BEST things goes to those who DONT!!"

"Isaac Newton STILL SUCKS"

My strong black brother helped me out ALOT this past weekend and few days for this his deserves a ROS, but he actually wanted me to carry stuff TOO for this he gets RIS!!!! no but it was really good stuff, baleh khodeshe

Swedish commercials on TV blow SO much CHUNKS its just down RIGHT RETARDED!!!

God made you what he made you, are you now ready to be what you could and should be?"

KHODESHE hare bra love gone

2006-12-14T05:46:00.000+01:00

HAHAHAH NOW THIS IS JUST FUNNY STUFF!!! (don't really know WHAT picture to insert here but still is funny hehehe)

Invånarna i Fjuckby, Uppsala, är trötta på att förknippas med "könsrelaterade aktiviteter" och kräver att stavningen av ortsnamnet ändras till "Fjukeby

"Namnet väcker löje, retsamhet och munterhet hos allmänheten, vilket leder till känslor av leda, pinsamhet och betingad skam hos ortsborna", står det i skrivelsen till Lantmäteriverket. Lantmäteriverket begär nu yttranden från Institutet för Språk och folkminnen samt från Riksantikvarieämbetet.

Ett beslut i frågan kan bli vägledande även för ett antal andra orter runt om landet med tvetydiga

Bland exemplen: Onansbygd, Flateby, Rumpsjön, Lem, Bögholmen, Muslickberget, Ballekkåtan och Kukasjärvi, Brittas Hål, Mors Torva, Snålkuk, Valefittan och Djuparöven.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA I dont care HOW mature you PRETEND to be and how fancy smanchy stuck up you wanna come off, EVEN YOU ARE LAUGHING!!!! this is just funny, hahah and NO I am not making this up, it's from svt news.

2006-12-13T00:46:00.000+01:00

NOW THIS WAS A FUNNY MOVIE!!!

But I also liked that it had a good message about standing up for others and the general outline was PROTECT at all cost!!

My favorite line from the movie that REALLY GOT TO ME was

"A strong man stands up for himself, an even STRONGER man stands up for others"

DAMNIT I DAMN NEAR WET MYSELF with joy when I heard that, it was truly beautiful!!!!

But on top of that its a FUNNY MOVIE!!!! ANIMATION MOVIES ARE THE BEST!!!

2006-12-12T01:02:00.000+01:00

THE TRIANGLE TRIFECTA OF CHEAP BARGAINS!!!! Now they are not the cheapest, not by a longshot, you will always find cheaper fruit or whatever stuff in like Husby or some other GANGSTA HAVEN, RESPECT TO THE HUSBY LEN!!!
Anyways they are still very good and the good thing about THESE three places are that they are located in Häggvik within like 1 min from each other, AND two of them, VINN stormarknad and Maxi Stormarknad JUST OPENED recently, MEANING that they are ALL AT WAR with each other BIATCH!!!!
The winner?? YOU THE CONSUMER!!! so go exchange those schekels and GO NUTS cuz if oyu wanna shop at good prices and find good stuff I recommend Häggvik, that's if you are not MARD enough to come down to HUSBY AND GET SOME SERIOUS savings on, anyway take care love gone for now :)

2006-12-09T07:33:00.000+01:00

JEAN RENO IS LE FROG!!
THE SNAILS ARE SOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

Magneto is DA TOAD!!

WOLVERINE IS RODDY YII!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!

I find everybodys pain funny but my own, i am french HÅHÅHÅHÅH it's just ONE of several fun stuff he says, dude the five hours thing made me gazonkers!

Asså GOLD!! JEAN RENO YOU ROCK!!!!

He plays LE FROG and BOY TO MAN AND MAN TO BOY AGAIN IS HE FUNNY!!!!!! He and his entourage of french spy whatevers are MUNDO FUNNY!!!

These singing halazon snails or whatever they are at one point made me laugh SOOO hard king kong and godzilla stopped fighting and started having GREAT BIG ASS DINASOUR MONKEY NUT KONG SEX just to have something else to do than endure my HARD ASS LAUGH!!

Bottomline this movie was SOOO CREATIVE soo funny man it drives you BONKERS with a little side of noggen on the blarney it DOES!!! Dude it just has JOKE after JOKE after clever new creative fun bit, its AMAZING MOYT!!

2006-12-08T04:05:00.000+01:00

SUPERMAN IS THE SHIZNITT!!! HAHAH he is just all of DAT and a bag of doritos wrapped in bubble gum pistachiousoliocousso!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW8UR81Us54&mode=related&search=

2006-12-05T01:57:00.000+01:00

(CLICK ON PICS IF YOU WANT A BETTER CLEARER VIEW)
(for legal reaons this post has been read and approved by Atra pesonally)
ATRA IS SOO FLYYY..........................
HOW FLY IS HE???
Man he soo fly he be called MAGASS GONE WILD!!!

This is a new section of the Pomez blogg that we are introducing, we take VAIN ASS people that just LOVE themselves SOO DAMN much that they want us to do a cover story on them, and as an honour TO HIM we have chosen ATRIZZLE the ASS DRILLER BAKHTMOBILE DRIVER AzamiDIZZLE as our first victim.

Biography:
Atra was born in the POOREST ghetto in the world where things were so tough that if you wanted to drink milk you had to bazooka-shoot-kill a cow and the cut up the stomach and literally with your hands pluck out the milk, he is known to on millions of ocassion remind everyone JUST how poor he was and how tough life was.
Atra was sooooo poor he had to draw pictures of food then eat it and then recycle his CRAP into clean paper again so he could draw food again and eat THAT TOO!!
He was sooo poor when somebody would ring their doorbell Atra would put his head out the window and say "ding dauung"
The ghetto he came from was soo tough and soo bad ass the crips and the bloods use to go on fortbildningskurser there in cuttery, snittery, bad assology and diceology.

This hood was SOO bad the teenage BOYS got pregnant and the teenage GIRLS LEFT THEM!!!!

After his HARD HARD upbringing and very tough childhood where he had to fight to go to school and get an education so he could ONE day get himself out of the SUPER tough ghetto called handen & brandbergen in Haninge more commonly known as MURDER CENTRAL BITCH!!!

After that he started to come into his own, he started getting women ALL across the world, from thailand to cyprus to brazil (the fact that he had to pay for them is a sidnotis as we call it) but just MARVEL and LOVE THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!

The man who has many names such as ATRA the PIPELINE, ATRA THE DRILL-MASTER, and my personal favorite ATRA THE GOHESAG!!!!!
Love him or hate him the atradog's on TOP and he's gonna shine til day he DROP!!!!!
Sorry about the CENSUR but one time he LEFT IT ALL OUT THERE so we had to for the sake of the ladies in the audience make sure they were not offended by this man's "LARGENESS", ladies dare you take a ride on the ATRA!!!!!! hahahaha

2006-12-03T01:11:00.000+01:00

JUST when I thought it was ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE for Telenor to make a MORE annoying commercial than the STUPID mini bearded FAGWIPE that was sooooooo annoying they go and PISS ALL over the COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME song, and further more just WHAT THE HELL is that song suppose to mean when a girl comes and says: COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME!!????
anyway it doesnt matter because THAT commercial with them THINKING they are SOO clever using all the stupid cellphones and whatnot to make noises VAII AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT SUCKS and then come together E RAIIT NAUUU an old 78 year old NON ENGLISH speaking JERK tries to be all cool and american, E RAIIT NAUUU IS WRONG BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!! AHHHH THAT FELT GOOD TO GET IT OUT you STUPID TELENOR ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

Bottom line swedish commercial SUUUUCK ANUS FARTS damnit get with the program and STOP being SOOOO pathetic!!

2006-12-02T00:28:00.000+01:00

The ten most important news stories that dominate the world news today:

1) Superman Returns DVD came out recently and I URGE NAY I DEMANDWA that EVERY SINGLE person in the WORLD even the ones that have no money to go GET IT!! watch it and ORGASM to heights only superman flies to.

2) They have officially cancelled the premier league in england due to lack of quality and absolute asghal play and they are replacing it with reruns of Benny Hill, now THATS something thats funny and not tragic.

3) Curling, bowling, golfing, BÖGSKYTTE and so forth are officially taken down from the sports list and recalled for what they really are, a boring tuesday with nothing to do activity

4) KISTA GROSSEN officially becomes the worlds largets company surpassing ExxonMobile due to the fact that they had a bigger profit in their first quarter, ExxonMobile had about 36 Billion dollars in profit the first quarter, Kista Grossen had about 36 GAZILLION!!!

5) Tom Cruise and John Travolta feel NUTS from all their activities, guess what they are doing TO FEEL NUTS!!!!

6) OASIS career is STILL missing and presumed DEAD, as is Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys and Kanye West is just an all round ASSHOLE!!!!

7) Justin Timberlake BEGGED to be the man in the relationship with Cameron Diaz but got BITCH SLAPPED so hard it broke his SEXY BACK in three pieces, cameron diaz in her turn was ASS SLAPPED by Lucy Liu soo hard the next angels movie cameron dezzy can play in will be BARKLEYS ANGELS hahaha far fetched and LAME but I DONT CARE!!!!

8) Jack Bauer is scheduled to kill at LEAST 7000 people in the new season of 24 that starts next month, this is of course in the first episode alone, then it follows a simple math formula, take the amount of confirmed kills from the previous episode and multiply that by 3 and subtract 15 and you have the death count for each following episode, not sure but the final death toll for season six will most likley end up being about all of denmarks population.

9) James Bonds Casino Royale ROCKS BITCHESS!!!!

10) THE POMEZ BLOG get 90 Trillion hits a day and becomes the biggest site in three galaxies, surpassed only by Alien Debbie does Andromeda.gorg (galaxy org), cant compete with that!!!

2006-11-30T02:05:00.000+01:00

I dont know why but lately I have been watching the show Ugly Betty and let me tell you, I think she is NOT only CUTE as a button, DARN GOSH DARNIT NO SIR!!! rather she is HOOOOOT!!!
Really I dont know what it is, if its the glasses or the dresses or the train track braces thingie she has on but SOMETHING about her SPEAKS to me, from now on I call her Beautiful BETTY BABY!!!!! she is sweet, I just like the way she is!! SOO IN CONCLUSION, its actually a pretty fun show AND AND AND YOU GO KHANUM JONAM, anytime you wanna grab a cup of coffee dude I AM THERE!!! I mean it ANYTIME MI BETTY LA BUENA!!!!! THATS RIGHT I TWISTED IT!!!!

2006-11-27T03:48:00.000+01:00

COOOOOOONGRATULATIONS EVERYBODY TODAY MARKS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARIO OF THE POMEZ BLOGG EVERYBODY!!!!!!! We will put this into persective so you can understand the magnitude of this event.

We have had almost one entry every other day, we are WAY ABOVE the average, aftonbladet usatoday and all those sites can TRULY kiss my grits!!!

2005 NOVEMBER 27th THE POMEZ BLOG ENTERS and changes life as we know it,

1978 SUPERMAN THE MOVIE

1945 END OF WORLD WAR II this is a good thing

1921 Women get the right to vote in some countries, it is TRULY A DARK DAY I know

1903 THE FIRST FLIGHT with the orville brothers or something like that, bottom line BUSINESS CLAUZZZ not far away

1727 THE BASTARD Isaac Newton THE MOST EVIL MAN TO EVER EXIST DIES!!! WOOHOO

3500 BC GOD SPOKE TO MOSES

2006-11-26T02:24:00.000+01:00

IM JAMES BOND BIIIITCH!!!!
A deep analysis, no but really folks, this is SUCH a nice way they hav put together a movie about the ORIGIN of Bond, how he emotionally gets hardened and learns the ways of a 00 agent, the struggle with killing but how it gets easier by each kill, how he is still a bit rough around the edges and doesnt do everything super smooth just yet, how he has an ego the size of KING KONGS LEFT NUT!!! but once he understands how to handle it he becomes a GOOD ASS AGENT!!! It really is a VERY nice way they let you little by little see how he truly transform into a colder and harder ASS RIPPPING MACHINE!!

Here are some excerpts from the movie (im parapharsing MAYBE a little)

Bad guy: OY MOYT where di 'ELL are you Moyt why are U duin dis you bugga

Mr Bond: Yo HO ASS does it look like my 15 INCH GUN gives a RATS ASS! my pistol doesnt care ether! AUU!!! POKH POKH POKH right in the KISSER I shot yo PUNK ASS WIGGU, shiiit man I will BUST a HUMMER TRUCK ALL UP IN DAAT ASS!!!! (Bond goes Ebony)

One of the french Bond ho's: allu monsiour Bond wouz ju care fo som champagne?

MR BOND: WHAT THE FU"¤# SPEAK ENGLISH BITCH!!! (SMACK ACROSS the FACE FIVE FINGER BOND BITCH SLAP)

French BOND HO: but monsiour Bond VAI ar u zuing dis monami?????

MR BOND: CUZ IM JAMES BOND BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!! write that down HOOKA or ill PIMP SMACK YOU ASS across the NATION BIATCHH!!! shiit figgu if I done TOLD u ONCE U done TOLD YA a billion times, I WILL SHAFT CRACK YO' ASS to the TABLE!!!! now MOOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY and hit he HIGHWAY!!!

Bottom line WATCH Bond with A CHERRY on top and he will most likely POP it but really now this is a NEW ERA for Bond, and ok lets be honest he might not be the most handsome one in the bunch, in fact he looks like a wallabe gone on a coke frenzy BUT it WORKS for him, it works for ME and it just plain WORKS, we have gotten a Bond for the new century, the cold war is over and I can see why they wanted to intrduce a new bond for a new age. OF course the eternal REAL Bond will always be ROGER MOORE but this I LIKE!!! Go Danny Boy way to rule the BUGGA!!!!! whatever the hell that means!! love gone for now

2006-11-25T00:44:00.000+01:00

SUPERMAN TO FEKR!!! SUPERMAN and BATMAN WILL JOIN FORCES ONE DAY!!!
What they should do is have Batman in the Movie Dark Knight just as he is eating breakfast with his stern look take a glanse in the news paper and then give a famouse CHRISTIAN BALE smile and then just put the news paper down and as you go to the news paper you see Superman smiling with a headline saying Superman saves the day or something, that way they can have it SET so that in the year 2011 or something they can join forces since Superman 2 will come 2009 and Batman 2 will come 2008 its to late for them to be together then, BUT this way you can have them join forces!!! I tried like a MADAR IN HEAT to find warner bros studios adress to just SUGGEST it, see they are both done by Warner Bros and they are both DC comics biggest stars, BUT who knows what they are thinking, but couldnt find it so HERE you go you F#¤#¤#ERS take it from here since this is the BIGGEST website EVER so might as well take it from here, few other plotlines that you can use for movies, this goes to all the studios, will or might be presented here later and you can STEAL them freely, but anyways for now lets just enjoy BRANDON ROUUTTH!!! saw superman returns again today, dude he is SOOOOO DAMN GOOD its just down right questionable if Christopher Reeve actually ENTERED into his body and acted for him or WHAT!!! anyway lots of love gone for now, SOOON 1 year anniversario for THE POMEZ BLOG!!!!

2006-11-24T01:21:00.000+01:00

Justin Long in this movie is FUNNY and this is a warm PERFCT college movie, the type I like, never to serious, ALWAYS perfect stereotypification etc. check it out, its GOOD stuff, also if you wanna fly up north in Sweden during christmas, yeah dont ask me WHY you would do that when Stockholm The All Glorious is RIGHT HERE SOUTH!!! but its getting booked solid so hurry and book your STUFF aight!!! ok watch this movie, take care love gone for now

2006-11-22T00:47:00.000+01:00

GOOD NEWS IN THE ARLANDA NEWS SERIES we bring you, as you know dear POMEZ nation we here at the PomeZ redaktionen seek to enhance advance and entrance Stockholm Arlanda Airport and make it the BIGGEST airport in our Galaxy taking you straight to URANUS connecting via MARS!! Our very good friends at G-Kraft have supplied us with the following information that makes MY heart jump thirteen steps and two dump trucks of heat!!!

"Fraktbolaget China Airlines Cargo blir nästa bolag som väljer Arlanda flygplats som ny fraktdestination i Norden. Från och med den 6 december 2006 startar flygbolaget flygningar mellan Taipei och Stockholm. Planen kommer mellanlanda i Luxenburg på sin färd mot Stockholm och i Abu Dhabi på resan tillbaka mot Taipei. Linjen till Stockholm-Arlanda kommer trafikeras två gånger varje vecka med en Boeing 747-400F. Fullständig tidtabell ser ut som följer":

Although we call Taipei TAIWAN DAMNIT!!! DIGEDIGEDEDE!!!!!

Onsdagar CI 5414 TPE-LUX-ARN ARRIVAL 19:25
CI 5414 ARN-AUH-TPE DEPARTURE 21:55

Lördagar
CI 5414 TPE-LUX-ARN ARRIVAL 20:35
CI 5414 ARN-AUH-TPE DEPARTURE 23:05

2006-11-21T03:29:00.000+01:00

HOOMEEE RUN!!!! THE 600 BARRIER WAS SHATTERED!! dear friends its ALL you, we are soon celebrating the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of THE POMEZ BLOG having the past year brought you the best news and GOOZ out there, TOGETHER we have broken the 600 profile views barrier, seems like only a few weeks ago we broke the 500, we have been on the cutting edge of truth justice and the mongolian way!!! YOU FANS out there did it, YOU guys SHOULD get the credit, but I guess you wont, AU NAUU!!!

Now mind you I have had dozens and dozens of people (divided by 12) come up to me and ask Hey mister pomez sir when are you going to put this and that and so on up again, well its coming but the problem is that right now tight is time and time is TIGHT and things are not as flowingly as they will be in a short while, now is the winter of our discontent they say with clouds and mushrooms in between, but I SAY: Let your LOVE and understanding surround the world DOLBY STYLE and make yourselves heard in the darkness of the valley that is the BATCAVE, GOTHAM NEEDS YOU!!!! 600 BABY WOHOOOO!!!!!

2006-11-20T05:52:00.000+01:00

MOVE OVER MARIAH KIRI and Christina AGWIWULERAIWUWUAUAWEAAAAA (aguilera)

Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque is the BEST damn singer out there, she has a voice that makes me go BOW WOW WOW yippie yo yippie yeah masterpomez in da maddafizzing HAUUZZZ!!!! her last song AI PAPITO its soo good!!! JIGARETO BERAM jojo, and I am choosing to love her NOW before she AS all the others will be slung into the super duper SEX industry and sleep around manners that is hollywood just so she can keep her fame going, but for now she is young and maybe maybe another year or so of her being SOMEWHAT pure and innocent MIGHT stay in tact, if not khob dige she still can sing ANYBODY off the DAMN STAGE!!! keep it up girl and PLEASE PLEASE use your mind and not your damn junk to keep your fame, with the voice you have lady you can do it!!!

2006-11-16T03:04:00.000+01:00

om TJUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! DO NOT sell your cars to these people they will SCREW you over and they will PRETEND smile and shove a fake price in front of you that is soooooo insulting your grandmother will take a DREIDLE and spin it OUT OF CONTROL!!! man still I fume that time that SO CALLED woman came up to us with a number for a BRAND new car that was sooo low you couldnt even GET GLOCALNET with it, MAY your company BURN in ROSTAMGHARI with onions on TOP!!!!

Lisa Simpson has NEVER EVER not even ONCE added ANYTHING to the show the simpsons, only good thing she has ever done is be a target for homers abuse, other than that KICK HER OUT PLEASEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for legal purposes the carmax thing is a personal opinion about carmax so TRY and sue me you ROTTEN BASTARDS!!!!! freedom of speech BITCHES!!!)

2006-11-14T02:05:00.000+01:00

A poem with Fall in mind

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FALLING!!! HAHAHAAHA!!!
now thats funny AND to remind all your POMEZ fans out there of the following

WHEN THE HELL will sweden officially make english its second language AND when will it GO OVER to english, think about it, also almost 600 PROFILE VIEWS SOON, lets make it happen, not much left, lots of love back soon promise with way more, love gone for now

2006-11-08T14:36:00.000+01:00

DIGIGIDIGIIGIDIDGEIDEIDIEDI!!!!

I'll explain later, sorry been gone a while but its been CRAZY with a capital D, back soon though with more useless crap love gone for now

2006-10-31T06:35:00.000+01:00

I'll only say FOUR WORDS: SCOOOOOFIEEEEELD BIATCH!!!!!! When he's got a plan or he is up to something you BETTER WATCH OUT MAHONE!!! YOU DONT MESS WITH SCOFIELD BIATCH!!!!!!!!!! man last night he KICKED MAJOR ASS!!!

also tom brady is NOT a good quarter back, he just happens to have a GREAT defense, any monkey could throw good balls or do something with it if he had 32343 hours to pass or whatever, ergo tom brady, put some pressure on him and THEN see how creative he can be, so in the end VICK THE DIZZNITT is the best since he can in an impossible situation do something with it, tom brady SUCKS and is just lucky!!!

2006-10-30T03:44:00.000+01:00

SPORTS OVERLOAD!!!!

THE NBA HAS STARTED and the NFL is in ALL FURY MOTION!! SOO Much to WATCH soo little time!!!
If only one could make a career out of watching games and commenting and complain about what's being done right and wrong, ahh hopefully one day there will be such a dream job!!! til then A PROJECTOR or minimum 42 INCH TV will have to suffice to satisfy my sports need!!!

Til then go to youtube or I dont know what and enjoy the latest commercial with Lebron James, dude they are GOOD, he is really a good actor too, seriously he does these different roles called the lebrons and he does them GOODLY, very GOODLY, ill see if I cant add them soon enough love gone for now

2006-10-27T01:24:00.000+02:00

WORLDS BIGGEST SELLOUT!!!!!

This guy used to actually make HELT OK songs that were rock inspired or whatever I dont know, I dont really like rock music and crap like that but this guy actually used to do some good stuff, BUT then he for SOME stupid reason decided to become the BIGGEST SELLOUT in the world by changing and gaying up his voice and SUPER SELLING himself to the WHO THE F@#$K gives a SHIT Celebrity world gossip CRAP where he is like "and the SUPER fantastabulare Eva longoria had a SUPER hot new look yesterday as I took it up the TUSHY by ryan seacrest and sang like a little GIRL!!" seriously dude what the HELL happend to you??? VAIII

2006-10-25T03:27:00.000+02:00

Convenient???

Is it JUST me or isnt it REALLY REALLY weird that WHENEVER there is a haunted house, mansion or whatever and they wanna film it THEY seem to ONLY ONLY ONLY be able to do it at DAMN NIGHT!!!

Where the camera just happens to have a green light thingie where you barely see NOTHING and you can soo conveniently ADD whatever sound or whatever you want to MAKE it seem just so damn haunted!!! I mean ever thought of actually filming at DAY time!!! or do the ghosts ONLY come out when you can barely see CRAP???? EVEN when witnesses have SAID that it was about lunch time and then I suddenly saw bla bla bla... ok then AT LEAST TRY day time just for the hell of it you LYING BASTARDS!!!!

Appearances, things aren't always what they seem!!

Interesting fact: did you know that USA actually has the THIRD largest population in the world, yeah I know I didnt think about it either that way, ok they have about 800 MILLION left to get to India or another BILLION to get to China but no fear soon ALL of south america will be in the US!!! it just hit 300 million, 1,200 of them are actually american, which means old european, in fact EUROPE built the US, so you could say the US is as the british used to call it The colonies, hehe!!!

Did you also know that the US is larger than CHINA, in school they tell you that Russia is the biggest and Canada is second, true true, but then its said that china is the third, not so USA is actually slightly larger, and thats not that surprising, think of Alaska and Hawaii too, I mean Alaska is freaking HUGE, ALSO a VERY VERY big surprise for people but Brazil is ACTUALLY larger than Australia, quite larger in fact, you see the mercator maps that are used are VERY VERY misleading, India is actually three and a half times the size of ALL of scandinavia, although you would think that its almost the same size of Sweden by looking at maps, in fact its actually the 7th biggest country in the world!!!

(oh and by the way, Antartica is NOT a country, dont care what anybody says but its NOT a country nor is it a continent, never has been, there are FIVE continents, count them FIVE, Australasia, Africa, America, Europe, Asia, thats it no polars included, no south and north america, but rather AMERICA)

Square km:
Russia 17,075,200

Canada 9,976,140

USA 9,629,091

China 9,596,960

Brazil 8,511,965

Australia 7,686,850

India 3,287,590

SWEDEN: 700 BILLION square km: MUHAHAHHAH take care love gone for now

2006-10-23T06:04:00.000+02:00

LETS GET IT STRAIGHT!!
GEORGE MICHAEL IS STRAIGHT!!!
Lately I have had people come up to me and make fun of George Michaels latest endevours and so on, well to all you out there I say ONE THING!!! THERE IS NO PROOF George Michal is gay!! NONE WHATSOEVER, yeah yeah you say he himself has claimed to be gay!!! ITS a publicity stunt and just LOOK how well its worked for him, getting attention everyday, tsk tsk for shame all you doubters, GEORGE MICHAEL IS STRAIGHT!!! hate to break it to you but that's just how it is, khodeshe, hamine ke hast!! I would personally like to take the time out and thank Mr Michael for all his years of beautiful wonderful STRAIGHT music!! thank you and good night!!

2006-10-19T11:32:00.000+02:00

OK DUDE I THINK HE DOES A GOOD JOB!! she's not that good but he KICKS ASS!! So all you jealous critics cuz you yourselves never made it SUUUUUCK IT!!!!! heheh

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html

2006-10-17T06:01:00.000+02:00

KHANUM LEILA BASEBALL MINDAAZE!!!

2006-10-13T08:57:00.000+02:00

OK IM SORRY BUT DIS HEA (this here) is a well written funny show, the kid that plays chris rock is VERY VERY GOOD and my CLEAR favorite the dad, 900 POUNDS of RAW MUSCLE and could FLIP your car with his THUMB but still never raises his voice, WORKS fourteen jobs a DAY to support the family and is ALWAYS soooo nice to his wife even though she SOO does not deserve it!!! But all in all you wanna a good half hour of quality shiznitt, watch EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS!!

2006-10-11T07:43:00.000+02:00

Justice through many eyes

Today I had an interesting experience, here in Puerto rico I know someone that works for the federal government, aka the court system and so forth, there is here now a VERY public case going on about two men having killed a police officer guard or something a few years ago and today I was in court observing and it was really interesting to watch!

He, the defendant had already been found guilty and it was clear that he would never ever have freedom again EVER, life in prison without the possibility of parole ever, he will die in prison, today it was about whether he should get the death penalty or not!
You have the defense lawyer pleading to the jury, do not take yet another life from this earth, lifetime in prison is bad enough, then you have the prosecutor that wants the death penalty imposed, you have the mother of the murderer sitting right there next to me very upset of course and is in her own world of grief, the defendant has his head down at all times and is CLEARLY completely full of anxiety, he is facing the death penalty OR he will DIE in prison.

Then you have the family members of the police officer guard that got murdered, they are sad and upset too as they listen to one of the fellow officers that worked with the man who got murdered for 18 YEARS what kind of man he was, they were best of friends and he talks about how he admired his friend and how much he would be missed. A VERY tough emotional testimony from a very good friend to the murdered police officer. The part that got to me the most and that rang most true and spoke loudest is when he said "all this hurt all this sadness, the pain, the loss and suffering of his family, his friends, loved ones and everyone involved, everything because of one act of violence" SOO TRUE, one act of violence can cause SOO much pain!!

There is a 10 minute recess and the judge speaks with the jury, something has come up and the press is for the first time not allowed in to see whats going on, everybody walks out to take a break, I stand by the door and simply watch all the parties come out, the prosecutor, the defense attorney, the families and so forth and I also see the murderer come out and walk by me, I look into his eyes and he looks into mine and I can clearly see he has alot of anxiety, it's ironic, you would think killers and murderers are monsters and look different but no, they come in all shapes sizes and forms, its weird to think that you are looking into the eyes of a killer and he stares back at you, it was a brief encounter but interesting nonetheless, in this break that everybody has, I get a chance to talk to the FBI agent that handled the case and made the arrests, the prosecutor that is going for the death penalty and we actually speak to the prosecutor and share our views, one says "I dont believe in the death penatly and so on, give him life", one asks "isnt it draining and difficult to do this and so forth", the defendants mother is standing close by. The mother that obviously hates the prosecutor for what she is trying to do since she wants to impose the death penalty on her son and there I am casually talking to the prosecutor about different issues, weird.

It was an interesting day in court with alot of emotion in the air and JUSTICE seen through many eyes, he did commit the crime, he should be punished, but I wonder, what is worse, being 28 years old knowing you will die in federal maximum security prison that can be in 50-60 years or die in a year or two by execution?

Bottom line ALWAYS has to be, the VICTIM must have justice and MUST be the centre of attention, WE CANNOT bullshit around as they do in sweden and always talk about rehabilitation and always give everybody a damn second or third chance, a human LIFE is not something you can bargain with and have as a guinea pig try out to see if some IDIOT that murdered somebody can be rehabilitated or not, TO HELL WITH HIM or HER!! you kill, you yourself should be killed or locked up for a loong loong time, the world or other lives are NOT yours for the taking and THEN to see IF you got rehabilitated or not, cuz if not you might take YET ANOTHER life and then that way ALL lives are in potential danger because of one JACKASS idiots MAYBE or maybe not having gotten better, F##K HIM!! we cant afford to take that chance with a person that is a killer, certainly there are different circumstances in every case but I get frustrated with the swedish system where killers and murderers get out after a few years and ALL the focus is on them and NOT on the victim or the victims family, he must be rehabilitated, NOOOO the second he TOOK a life he GAVE up the rights to his OWN LIFE!!!! God will always take care of business, do not for a second think you killers that if you commit a murder in sweden and you only sit in jail for a year or three that you are done, NO CHANCE NO WAY NO HOW!! GOD will still deal with you yet.

I dont know and that's the whole point, the whole thing made me SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy that I DONT know and hopefully never will, I have freedom and I couldnt be more happy about it, peace love gone for now

2006-10-09T10:36:00.000+02:00

AMERICAVILLE

Now as far as the idea of Americaville I have had for quite some time but am TOO koon goshauud to do its basically like this, we take a piece of land outside of Stockholm city, say somewhere between Sundbyberg, Solna and Sollentuna, maybe where Pfizer is today (Silverdal area).

THEN we make a concept place out of it, Americaville, where you have an AMERICAN type Mall with US BRAND clothing that everyone always wants, GAP, Banana Republic, Sephora (hehe I know cool name), Claiborne, Kenneth Cole or basically WHATEVER you CANT find in Sweden (not sure which of these you cant or can not) BUT main point being stuff people want but cant get, SO you build an american type MALL ala for example this type:

NOW DO NOT BE A DAMN NAY SAYER saying "oh but uh uh mister pomez there is no market for it"!

No MARKET?? BITCH just look at KISTA GALLERIAN, a two time piece of CRACK WHORE facility and they are getting 2 million VISITORS a MONTH to that place which they DARE call a galleria, and thats WITH the SAME tired old DAMN stores you can find ANYWHERE!! ITS ALWAYS, DIN F#$#ING SKO, ECCO, STADIUM, INTERSPORT and SHIT that you will find inside a homeless mans golden TEETH!!!

In AMERICAVILLE they will see STORES they have never seen, be able to dress like the FAGGOTS on OC, eat at a REAL american sized food court, and enjoy going to the movies as it SHOULD be!!!

Then we put up office buildings next to the mall and the restaurant area and so forth, and LISTEN to me, the damn buildings CANNOT look like some DAMN european building that is pissing in the wind and then enjoying the backsplash, NOO DAMNIT!!!

This is a CONCEPT AREA ALL OF IT, SO step ONE

1) GET A DAMN AMERICAN to plan all this shit cuz he as a normal crazy american will think big and not like some swede with their DAMN jante or as i call it FJANTE JENDE lagen, "nej men sörru vi vill väl ändå inte sticka folk i ögonen med detta" THE HEEEELLLL WE DONT BITCH!!!!!

So the office buildings will look as follows, suggestion but so you get the picture:
NOW YOU SEE THAT SHIT?? Thats how its SUPPOSE to be DONE!!

We can do it!! I mean WHY cant we do it?? Hurricanes? Earthquakes?? in sweden YEAH AND my GREAT GRANDMOTHER SMOKES three RHINOs for breakfast every morning!!

Then we add the stores like Wal-mart, K-mart, Sears, Kroger, Publix, Dry Cleaners, Blockbuster and whatever else that makes US shit AMERICAN!! It's ALL about the CONCEPT of it!! Then ExxonMobile and ChevronTexaco gas stations with their cute shops and whatever inside JUST to make it LOOK authentic. Make the signs and traffic lights, street names, sidewalks EVERYTHING american.

Then the piece dela RESISTANCE the CONDOS and HOMES, you make them out to be super american, and DO not tell me:
"but monsiour pomez zere is no MARKAT for zees 'omes here in la suecia"
"well le Pardon me you POOFTA but LE FOOOOOOOK UUU and yes there is"

And do not for a SECOND think that climate is a factor, NOPE cuz there are places in minnesota, michigan and wisconsin that get WAYY COLDER than Sweden and still put up nice ass condo buildings and LIKNANDE with way less people living in those places and they still manage. See there IS money in sweden, swedes HAVE IT, they are just stupid with it!!

There is already now near Fågelbro american home concept place with a club house in the middle as it SHOULD be and a pool for everyone to share and so on, but its FAR away and its not enough, here we take the whole thing and make it CONCEPT place, it WILL attract shoppers and interested people by the MILLIONS per month!!

They will wanna spend the night in THIS hotel type building (see pic) we will put up:

And they will fly from other cities to do so, the market is almost endless, you have, oslo copenhagen, helsinki only 45 minutes away by plane and then Tallin and all other types of cities too that ALREADY now fly to Beautiful Stockholm to see so much else!

You DONT think they would make a trip out to AmericaVille specially since we have FREE buses taking them from both the Airport and the harbour and hamngatan like IKEA buses do does to their IKEA in Kungens kurva?? Indeed they will!!

The simple fact is the following, yes alot of people dont agree with US POLITICS and stuff that happens there and so on, but NOONE can deny that the culture isnt liked and admired, the culture of entertainment and knowing how to BUILD shit and entertain people, we can all pretend america is this and that, but in the end MOST swedes not only have ties to the US cuz of the MASSIVE emmigration but also cuz just look at ALL our shows TV and everythings, we KNOW the US, trust me this would sell like a tortilla in the wind!!! So you KNOW it would get TONS of tourist, even people FROM the US would come just to see it out of curiosity, anyway

THEN after AmericaVille is done we do the same thing only then we do CHINA THEME!!! these two themes WILL SELL!!! take care lets get it done!!!

If you are interested in making this happen contact me via the email address given in view my complete profile up on the left hand corner.

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