SHAME HAS STRICKEN me that i have not updated in almost a month after having SWORN I shall be back to the public and give it my awesomeness, HOWEVER there is a reason, HOW CAN YOU EVER make SAMADFIELD go down in the blog site, i mean he is SOOO GOSH DARN AWESOME!!!! anyway here are the news of the past weeks we have been off the air

A dog escapes near death after colliding with a truck but then only to LIFT THE TRUCK up and say VAUUFF VAUFF chicken lovers, i am the DAUUUUUGGG of the millennium!!

Ehh im not quite sure i follow, what happened there? where is this dog now? what happened to the driver of the truck? All valid questions, we now turn to our reporter Melinda Scheistenkoffen on the scene with a first hand interview with the super daauug named PEDAR SAG

Melinda: Mister Pedar Sag you are a hero dog to all of us, countless of times you have saved us from peril and disaster, why do you do this for us

PEDAR SAG: VAUFF VAUFF bizzitch, is your last name really Scheistenkoffen?

Melinda: yes it is

Pedar Sag: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Melinda: so Mr Pedar Sag how come you have chosen to help us with your brave acts

PEDAR SAG: your leg and me should hook up later tonight and recreate my favorite movie FORREST HUMP your leg baby

Melinda: eh Mr Pedar Sag you have always been seen as a role model and an outstanding member of society, a beacon of hope, how come you are SUCH A F"#%#%#ING DOUCHE BAG

Pedar Sag: oooh YEAH chick got STEAM and fiest in her, me rikey rikey

Melinda: are you chinese now with your rikey rikey??

Pedar Sag: aight let me drop the beat

they call ME P to the E to the DAR with the SAG!! bring your CANINE AK47 and your CREW to.....

Melinda: ok ok im sorry to interrupt but you are a REALLY an asshole arent you

Pedar Sag: FEMALE DOG!!!! did you JUST interrupt me whilest IZ WAZ dropping a BEAT!?!?!??

Melinda: WHAT IF I DID!?!?!?!?

Pedar Sag: KI KHKIHKHOOKHKOOOOO (the sound transformers make when they TRANSFORM)

the sag turns into OPTIMUS SAG and TEARS MELINDA............basically you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO watch TRANSFORMERS: Revenge of the Fallen ITS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD DAMNITS SOO FUNNY AND AWESOME!!!!!!