PERSIAN BREAK

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MIHDI SamadField and his brother Keyvan Borrowbinam, this duo has been able to break out of any village, town or mountain anywhere in all of the middle east, the main star Mihdi SamadField seen here is AWESOME, here are their stories.

This is the part 1 of hopefully more parts of how Mihdi SamadField managed to escape from the imfamous mountains of Qazvin (if there are any, not 100% sure) there is a megabig dangerous prison on the mountains of Qazvin that is EXTREMELY KONfidential and is called SHOWER-HOUR OVER BEND or DOLAA SHO ZENDAN!!

Borrowbinam: Mihdi we have to get out of here NOOOWWWW (of course this is all being said and done in persian but for sake of cake I am translating parts of it) BAAIAD BERIM YALLAHH!!!!!

Mihdi: AQA bebin, my eyes!!! mibini??? DARAM SQUINT MIKONAM DJENDE!!!!!! that means DARAM FEKR MIKONAM!!!! so DONT F"#%"#%#ING INTERRUPT ME!!! daram masterplan dorost mikonam with my eyes OK??!??!

Borrowbinam: baiad beram toalett begozam

Mihdi: are are baleh, good idea, in kar mikonim,

they are in their cell and there are no windows or anything, just the cell door.

Mihdi: AQA MISTER GUARD!!! bia inja binam martike

Guard: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllooooooooooo booooooooooooooooysssssss ladddiii daaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mihdi: baradaram koonesh dard mikone baiad bere toilet

Guard: oooooohh mesinke shoma eboyz EBUZY BUZY bodin hah :D :D :D :D (gay smile from guard)

Mihid & Borrowbinam: eeeehh yeaaah hamon, thats it, so mitonim berim

Guard: nemidonam, baraie man che kar mitonin bokonin agar bezaram berin toilet??????

Mihdi: look into my eyes, POOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SamadField SQUINTS THE LIVING SHIT out of the guard and the guard just folds faster than a ehh eeh himself in usual cases i guess, hahaha if you dont get that one DONT ask me to explain it, cuz ill do it right now, he folds to recieve, if you dont GET that then ask any Inter fan to explain it to you, they know first hand whats up.

Mihdi and Borrowbinam make a run for it and escape the walls and start running into the night into the unknown mountains of Qazvin only to soon arrive at the city gates of Qazvin that oddly enough is shaped like two giant buns, why we dont know......

to be continued....