ANGER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HAS OVERTAKEN ME YET AGAIN!!!! Today was a day of decadence of the worse degree, ANGER MY FRIENDS is a very bad tool if used wrong. But sometimes anger is all you have left, that doesnt mean you are suppose to do something stupid like act in anger BUT you should use it to your own advantage. Anyway WHY do people find certain things fascinating, ok ok enough philosophy lets go straight to the ARE YOU F"#¤#¤ING KIDDING ME LIST:

List of Things that are destroying the world

American Idol - ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? millions literally millions have been fooled by this evil tool, they disguise themselves as a music show but all it is is a big product placement propaganda machine of trying to get you to believe in something wrong and evil, SOUND FAMILIAR oh Germany circa 1930s!!! now am I so bold to equate American idol with the Nazis?? of course not we all know that american dildo eh i mean idol is MUCH MUCH WORSE than that!! So why this hate for american idol they ask me constantly, my reply as always and what happens: BANG BANG BITCH!!! i dont actually shoot anyone i just put up my fingers and form them as a gun and then say bang bang bitch as to indicate how much i dislike their stupid question. They usually get a confused face going saying: youre a SICK F#¤#K!!! I reply: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

MTV aka the Music television channel, the very bottom of what western society has to offer the world. lets try to rank the contribution that MTV gives to the world in order of importance (number one being the LEAST contributing thing on the planet and also most evil)

5) persian food
4) Anything Harry Potter
3) WAR, starvation, calamity, disasters, tragedy
2) MTV and all its shows such as The Hills and so on
1) Greys Anatomy

Now on to teenage mastubatory tools such as the movie twilight that swept the nation last fall VERY WRONGFULLY so and made people be like: aaah maaaa gaaaaa hes sooo gorgous and bla bla HE DOESNT SHOWER EVER!!!!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING!! i dont care if you dont shower in a few DAYS but NEVER EVER is just TOO MUCH why dont i get you a hobo and give him a few lines that are cheezier than ALL OF WISCONSIN and then lets see you jump him, it will be a HOBO SEX DOWN!! the power of mindscrewing is this: people out there just get hooked on something that they DECIDE as a group is good and then they make themselves believe its soo awesome that they just HAVE to get all the books in the whole series and read all of them cuz thast what the masses are doing, again remind you of anything??? I will agree with stephen king in what he said about stephanie meyers books, SHE IS A "#¤%"#¤%# RETARD that needs to be shot in a back alley forty times by WILD BEARS carrying AK47s. I could be paraphrasing a bit here but he really tore her 4 four news.

I read a few pages from this twilight book and dont remember much after that, only that I woke up 3 weeks later from my coma and then doctor said dont ever subject your mind to such HORRIBLE DIARREAH SHOYT EVER AGAIN!!! the mind isnt built to process such crap.

Scripted reality on tv is embarrasing and here is why,

Augina: oh hey heidi im like so totally bummed right now
VaHeidi: oh ma gaaa nuooo why Augina why you so bummed right now, paus wait for Augina to REMEMBER HER "#¤"#%# LINES shes been fed to say
Augina: like oh ma gaaah im just like so tired of seeing REGINA walking around talking crap about me, its like so frustrating making millions and not billions, i mean DO YOU KNOW what happend to me last night VaRegina..?!?!?!

VaRegina: ooh maa GAAH what like happend Augina?
Augina: well like i bought a GUCCI porsche with a ferrari stuck up inside it with ten louis vittons inside them and can you believe like ONE of them had like a A STAIN ON IT

VaRegina and VaHeidi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH NOOOO OH MY GOD THATS TERRIBBLEE
Augina: i like SOO KNOOOWW, i mean there isnt another person in the world that is suffering like me right now im like LITERALLY in so much pain. Like i know some dark kids dont get food and all but thats just FOOD, i went like 5 hour once with a single snack, they dont what it feels to have EVERYTHING then have it be taken away from you you know like i was with this stain

Vaheidi and VaRegina: yeah yeah you are so totally right and its SOO AWESOME that all the douchey girls our age try to mimic us and see us as role models when basically all we are doing is screwing around more than a DRIVER and shop and talk about stuff that would make Van Gogh CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!! its soo good that preteens think WERE THE BEST, yeaaahh US!!!

dramatic music and fast shots of LA Streets and famous restaurants and the beach and then back to a couple sitting talking at a restaurants somewhere on RODEOOO DEEOOOO drive, daylight come and me wann get laid

DOUCHEBAG: so VaHeidi like what you guys doing later on
VaHeidi: like i have no clue man
DoucheBAG: well like im going to this kicking party its gonna be slammin and awesome and like totally SPASSS and other YOU ARENT COOL NO MATTER WHAT THE #%"#%# YOU TRY TO SAY RICH WHITE BOY SO STOP TRYING!!!! one black dude shows up and you would PISS yourself TEN times over but when it comes to being cocky with other rich white dudes youre like SOOO super duper cool and tough OH WOW you stood up to a ROCKERFELLER kid that was giving you the evil eye, WOW SMASHTASTICLY TOUGH!!!
DoucheBag: its gonna be so RAAADD!!!!
VaHeidi: totally and since you told me about it you TOTALLY get to lay me tonight and the 98 nights after that, but then ill wonder if were serious or not
Douchebag: ehhh duuuurrrr ehhhhh.............

Enter POMEZ MAN in mid scene: HASTA LA VISTA and SHABBAT SHALOM MUDDAF"#%"#%#AAS and then Pomez brings SKELETOR AND THE WHOLE HEBANG AND BLOWS THE DOUCHES AWAY!!!!! DoucheBag gets T:ed soo bad he is pronounced dead by BAGGING with a CAPITAL T.
VaHeidi and skeletor hook up but you cant tell them apart since Vaheidi is so vain she refuses to eat so she is pretty much like skeletor.

To be continuaaaaaa...........