Ok im not a super sentimental guy unless it comes to SMALLVILLE aka Clark and Lanas love for each other, that will get me going faster and harder than a pack of mules in heat on the eastern border of kurdistan trying to gain independence AS WELL THEY SHOULD!!! DIEEEE LOIS HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AS HE DOES LANA!!! THEY BELONG TO EACH OTHER!!! SO GO SUCK A TRUCK!!Some other things will get me emotionally invested, my sports team winning or loosing, my laundry not being ready on time, my socks not matching, my things being out of order and the mail being late and pretty much EVERYTHING will set me off into a SHITSTORM BABY!!!! BUT i get off topic. eeeehhh and the topic is.....??? oh yeah a while ago one of my favorite caracthers on a fantastic NAY MAGNIFICANT AMAZING show got treated very wrongfully, it was DISGUSTING!!! I STILL hate it with A POWER SUCK MODE HATRED for what they did to my little gozolo. They will pay for what they did and before anybody takes this as a threat please note i have not said WHO did what, what show was involved or how many times im going to ram a steel-guitar up your corporate executive/producer/writers ASS!!!!! (43 times). (Then I break out the tire iron!!)
I have always said and I will state this clearly, MEN SHOULD NOT dress up like women and think its comedy, NAY NAY NAY 'tis NOT funny, its just nasty, look at any British comedy show and you are BOUND to find it happen every 3-4 minutes and this is for some reason HILARIOUS!!! WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! its groin-spankingly wrong SO the point here is something, whatever make it up yourself, lets instead make up a list. Ok here are the movies that i want to see and have seen and their translation into persian, some shows might be in there too:
Angels and Demons = Kordha va Akhonda (oooooooooohh spicy)
So you think you can dance = GOH KHORDI FEKR NAKON!!!
CSI MIAMI = bebinam ino ki kosht?!? YUEAOAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Terminator Salvation = Adame barghie mekaniki
Star Trek = VAI KHODA MARGAM BEDE Captain Chi Chi..??!?! (think about it)
Wolverine = har ironi to djadde ke rishes ra nazade.... so what
Fast & Furious = Trafike Tehran
til next day this is Mister Ponanza signing AUUTT!!! but actually i might keep my thing logged in so i dont have to log in every time so its easier, ok this is mister Ponanza...?......just bye ok....zende bash.
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