Monday, May 25, 2009

THE COMEBACK BABY!!!!
<--- (back when i wasn't working out, now that i am i am much bigger)

A YEAR HAS PASSED and my head is HUNG, WELL HUNG I SAY MUCH LIKE MYSELF to the GREEZY (ground) with shame that I have not made more of an effort to write MORE, there are a few reasons for this:

1) To follow anything after HORATIO CAINE you have to give it a FULL YEAR!! BUT NAY tis not enough to explain this BETRAYAL from the men of men, ME!!!

2) A few distractions along the way during the last year have not help the case either, since we have been out of touch for a year I will now fill you in on whats happened in the last year that are of importance

1) This number here being number one is very important since it should somehow be nr 3 but still its nr 1 cuz its part of some list??? what about nr 1 and 2 already written above?? F"#%#"%#ING INSANE is what that is......

4) nr 4?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT??? DID WE NOT JUST discuss this list thingie and how it started anew??? why this nr 4?

69) yes please

6) ok this past year the blogg has been latent the following things happend to make it so:

1) Greys anatomys evil was getting to me, I remember with terror once I walked past the tv and it was on and I DID NOT avert my gaze fast enough, Iwas stuck with such a horror, shere terror and overwhelmed with an evil soo forceful it makes an indy 500 race car NAY a jet plane NAY a neutron propelled koslithium star wessal of 500 years from now seem like an ANTS FART in the universe.. eh are you SURE thats the best example to use here??? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU THE BLOG IN WRITE CUTTER??? what did you get an opinon from??? ill say whatever the hell i want its my blog isnt it!??! yes most sorry sir, you DAMN right you sorry you BETTE MIDLER LOVER!!! OOOOOOOOOOHH OOHHH ok ok even i have to object to that, THATS JUST not right to say to ANYBODY, ok ok now im sorry you are right, its just that I... GUYS GUYS!!!! seriously get back to the STORY ALREADY......

anyway as I was on the ground in pain and stomach compulsion gentile disorder (SCGO) google it! or dont but if you do then WOW good for you. And then i remembered, we have been told for eons, fight evil with goodness and love, so I slowly stood up and watched the show right in the face and as I remembered all my hatred for it and disgust I mustered up every ounce of love I could find to try to love this show....

isntead i threw up every single thing i have ever eaten since KINDERGARDEN and was hospitalized for a FULL YEAR!!! thats the reason the blogg suffered, WELL NO MORE, this evil is still out there and i WILL NOT BE SILENCED. NO MORE and därmed PASTA, speaking of pasta, AJAJAJAJ LEILA LINDHOLM you make my heart SOAR into the skies of Nebulania, its the most beautiful sky out there in the vast universe, or at least top 10, some disagree but whatever she is SOOOO CUTE i just wanna chop her up into pasta and eat her, SEEE all you PERSIANS out there!! IT SOUNDS SICK when you say mikham bokhoramet, YOU CANT DO THAT ITS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

DUDE i can TOTALLY hear your utterly wonderful voice from the WAY you WRITE THIS BLOG and i dislike dr gray as well altho i have never watched a single episode so THERE, you are right sir damn right sir well done sir

Anonymous said...

SALUTATIONS TO THEE MY DEAR BROTHER/SISTER IN ARMS!!! Dr gray is FETT GAY and needs to be destroyed with a stethoscope where the sun AINT DONT DONE SHINE!!!! you madame are now a member of the POMEZ NATION!!! YIEAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous said...

äntligen <333333333

Anonymous said...

Tackar lilla pojke/flicka, jag antar att du är liten eftersom du låter FETT töntig, men ändå väldigt snäll, tack :D