alright lets examine THE POWER OF HORATIO CAINE!!!!!

to begin with in csi all the csi shows EVEN THOUGH they are in the ARIZONA DESERT with SUN SUN SUN AND NOTHING BUT MUDDAF"#%#%#ING SUN around and not a shadow in sight they will STILL i say they will STILL break out their teeny tiny 99 cent flashlight and start processing the crime scene, and LO AND BEHOLD after 1,4 seconds they will find a hair in the middle of a pyramid of sand AND a piece of clothing that the robber lost while wrestling a scorpion, OOOOOOOOOOOK so we all know their system and whatever is a biiiiiiiiit unrealistic HOWEVER what is AWESOME to the power of the TENTH degree is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORATIO to the mofo CAINE, he is just SMASHTASTIC and here is why

1) he can be ordering coffee and he will do it so seriously and with such pondus that it will make the coffee maker guy sooo depressed and yet soo loooved that he will lay down his life in the path of horatio any day of the week,

2) whenever H that stands for HORATIO thats what we people on the INSIDE call horatio, so whenever H has to deal with serious stuff the sun glasses come off and his blessed eyes are in the open, AT THE SAME time whenever he has dealt with everything and its just TOO much to process 24/7 the SUN GLASSES come on as if to SHELTER him from the evil world in which he dwells each day solving its most evil crimes

3) HIS COMMENTS are plentifold and AWESOME, here are a few examples of just how awesome

first we have the beginning of the show where someone has gotten killed in the most horrible way, now the other csi shows with grissom that DOUCHE and csi ny ok ok RESPECT to gary sinise which is about the finest actor out there BUT his co workers since they are pretend new yorkers ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE SOME DISRESPECTFUL STUPID ASS comment to give, like say a person has gotten killed by an electric rod by some criminal and WHAT do these douches say

CSI NY worker who ISNT gary sinise: OHHHH QUITE THE SHOCKER AUUUUUU look at what an ELECTRIFYING experience this guy got, like GEEZ a person just DIED and they make fun of him

NOW THE POWER OF H to the CAINE DEGREE has a little thing that is called CAAAAAAAAAAAARING, thats right everybody horation CARES he MUDDAFU"##T%ING CARES, he sees a dead person and then he has frank who for some reason seems more than reluctant to set H up for the comment that shall come, so its like this to give an example:

Horatio: hmmm frank we seem to have a killer on the loose

frank: i dont know H we seems to have a few killers in the miami dade area on the loose

Horatio: well frank, the LOOSE just got GOOSE!! YIIAAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUSIC with the who comes on and its soooooooooo awesome, me personally i time it in so well that AFTER the H has delievered his EARTH SHATTERING LINE I start screaming with THE WHO YEAOOHOHOAOOEOO like a monkey in a cage without any NUTS TO SPARE!!!!!

Horatio dont care who is in trouble if he decides that they are good people he WILL and i mean it HE WILL go to the ends of the earth to help them, also if they are evil he will go to BRASIL or WHEREVER he has to and KICK SOME ASS!!!!!

now once he was sent to brazil and they said ok you are free to go BUT you have to survive, basically he had to make it on his own, AND DUDE seriously i mean MY GOD was that awesome, he shoots about fifty people in three seconds and blows up cars with his mind and then some guy tries to knife him and hes all like trying to be cool and tells horatio ey man taste mala noche justice, and after horatio subdues him to the GREEZZY with his badass gun or something he then walks over to the guy STANDS on top of him and takes out his gun and then calmly says, mala noche justice, meet miami justice POOOWWW he shoots the guy DEAD i mean COME ON HOW BIG are your BALLS to just take out the biggest drug cartell in one minute and then just walk over to a guy and be like BAASSEEE!!!!!!!

he did that once in miami too he shoots two guys ( by the way i hate guns and shooting and i am not trying to make it sound cool but horatio only does it in self defense or when he is REALLY pissed) anyway he shots to guys one of them isnt dead so he walks up to the guy and the wounded guy that isnt dead tries to go for his gun and horatio is like calmly dont do it but the guy still reaches for his gun and WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING horatio CIZZLE JUST takes his gun to the side and just CLOCKS him without even LOOKIG at him, the way he did it was sooo COLD and sooo MIAMI JUSTICE you wonder if horatio somehow somewhere isnt PACKING 18 WHEELS,( VERY LAME INTERNAL JOKE, however if you ask i am more than willing to explain it, yeah you are not gonna ask i know but still)