Thursday, April 03, 2008

OK a few weeks ago or months I DONT know I try to block it out i was at my VERY GOOD friends apartment and it was AWESOME just the three of us chilling and having a GREAT time until as usual some gals came over and RUINED it all, soooooooooooooooooooo wonderful of a conversation that had been going on was turned into a stupid ass communist F"#%#%#ING manifesto about some BULLSHIT crap going on thats unfair to some RETCHED ASSWIPES noone gives or SHOULD give a rats ASS about!!!
So what is my point all this? EASY TO SAY that GHOST RIDER IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES of 2007 and the DISSING that it got that night MUST BE VINDICATED ERECTIFIED and DYSFYNCTIONALLY ERECTED!!! Ghost rider was a deep insightful movie about good vs evil, it was a love story, it was EVERYTHING rolled into one!!! so the next time you want to go off dissing a movie of SUCH CALIBER you BEST to CHECK yourself before wikkidddy wikkidy WRECK yourself!!


other movies that ACTUALLY rock that people have dissed



DAREDEVIL



SPEED 2 yes SPEED MOTHAF"##"%#%#G 2 not one which was AWESOME too but NUMBER TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



BOAT TRIP ROCKED i laughed so much I busted a move my gut and a cap in some serious amounts of asses!!!

Hey you know when you have memories of stuff you dont want to remember or bad stuff thats happend in your life or whatever that sucks, heres an idea make up memories and stuff and start believing that they are yours and then just start telling people about like:

you: oh once when i was in india,
listener : I didnt know you were ever in india?
you: oh yeah sure i was it was back in eh oooh say 1996, so anyway the craziest thing happend to me, I got BUTTJACKED by this pirate that was a part of the merojuvian tribesmen they
listener: wait i thought the merojuvian tribesmen lived in the mountains of peru??
you: he was an exchange student tribesman ok now Shut up and listen, so anyway and you know you go on and make up a story

now some people would call this NOT so much making up memories so much as they would call it FLAT out LYING, BUT let me ask you this then.......... eeeeeh oh heres a funny thing that happend to me once whe ni was in MANCHURIA

me: hey are you a canditate?
a manchurian: you DARN TOOTING RIGHT im a candidate and im about to WHAMP YO ASS!!!
me: ZADAMM ZADDI DAVA SHODD!!!!

So in conclusion dont lie its not good, do however supress your bad memories and hope to GOD they will disappear and not some day when you least expect it while drinking your morning tea and that last thing that gets on your nerve at that second pulls up the last 20 years of FRUSTRATION OF EVERYTHING surpresed and horrible memories and then KAPAIYAOOOOO!!!!!! you go APESHIT for BUTT TOWN in HEAT with a plastic surgeon in HEAT, do i like to use that phrase alot, in HEAT?? yepp guess i do BUT its not like im blogging for others anymore really either, its more like an information bank for me i guess, you know that reminds me of a memory that i probably just made up of the time when i was in the mexican desert el sando hotto where i had been stranded by some canadian soldiers while on a routine mission to find some cactus that had the secret ingredient to FAU BAUNS disease, anyway needless to say my ass was sore from all the stone sitting and then a guerilla truck with soldiers came and all hell broke loose and well you know the rest, anyway top five reasons for something coming soon CHEERS MOYT but not in an alcoholically kind of way

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