NETIQUETTE!!!

MSN, email, chat, sms, phone calls and people that abuse it wrongly, People of the pomez nation (mostly me) there has now been FAR to many abusers of these forums, FOR EXAMPLE:

Say i am talking to some DOUCHEBAG lets call him/her for BASTARDHASTA, for easyness sake lets shorten it to BW and I am talking to this person, I say on msn for example, hey so what about this and that and so on, answer please its very important OR whatever and they dont ansewr cuz they are CHATTING up some bolivian HASTA manana thats 12 and doesnt have a father or mother and are DESPERATELY looking for a companion, never mind the dude is 28 and hasnt gotten action in 15 years!!!

HOWEVER most important is this: IF a person is talking to you DONT "#%#%ING just disappear and then after 20 minutes be like "oh sorry i went and laid a MASSIVE CABLE while TOTALLY not giving a dizznit about you and then i came back and i saw the orange msn thingie blinking"
you know personally i dont mind cuz i have understood that people that do that have SEVERE issues and are borderline suicidal BUT have the decency TO EVEN say like ok gfn or brb or just aight ttyl or SOMETHING, that shows you are AN ADAM and not a SAGHAIWAN PEDARSAG (Dog father) when someone is talking to you and you think your damn life is soo important that you in the middle of it just get up and go away and dont give a fudge about someone that is talking to you you should reconsider your place on earth, that is JUST as if someone was talking to you in person and you suddenly just take your pants down and start pissing on their legs and be like huh what??? oh im sorry is the piss not LJUMMEN enough for you?? didnt know i was PISSING on you with COLDNESS, let me crank that up a bit for ya!!!

ERGO if you get an sms with a question ANSWER with an sms or call, if you get a phone call, ANSWER or call back or sms, if you get a STEAK up your tushybum then SMILE and have a coke with it!!

Basically NETIQUETTE is just as important as etiquette because you are DEALING with a REAL person there too, just cuz you dont see them doesnt mean the person doesnt exist.

A VERY important thing to learn to master is the art of knowing when to speak and knowing when to SHUT THE HELL up!! we spoke about this before but that was mostly about keeping your opinions to yourself.
IF however you are talking to someone about whatever learn how to converse, NO this blog entry or pretty much anything i say does NOT prove any of what i am saying or have ever said, IM JUST AWESOME so listen up, anyway im speaking from the heart here and not the formal kind that you sometimes have to do when in business meetings and so on, ok back to the story: Little Lisa was walking thru the woods and then a bear, a fox and a humperjack jumped out and said hey Lisa little friend where are you going this fine lovely evening?
little Lisa TOOK out HER LITTLE FRIEND and said SAYYYY HERRROOOO TO MY RITTRE FRIEND!! and RATTATTATATATATATTATA!!!!
SO from this we understand that formal talking is the following, you talk about certain issues and whatever is on your mind regarding a certain project venture or WHATEVER and then IF you feel like the person is going on and on you can interrupt if its done NICELY and indirectly without the person feeling they have been interrupted, and YOU know JUST as well as i do that this is NOT something that comes with age or profession, you either are a douchebag that constantly interrupts or you are not,
for example this one guy i know WELL in his old age wont let a person get a DAMN word in edgewise and WHAT'S worse is just like a talamahi (gold fish) in attention span, you can be talking about something and then POW he sees something and is like WOW look at that isnt that great and fantastic we have to go there and do this and that, HEY DUDE i was talking to you about something important and its VERY RUDE of you to interrupt like that and not give a fudge, so much like our little friend lisa the only recourse is RATATATATTATATTATTA!!!!!! boy oh boy its good to know ya!!!!

Ok kids moral of the story to all of this that has just been said, give chinese food a shot if you havent so far cuz it REALLY CAN be SUPER tasty, i mean DAMN its good, or as they say in traditional chinese

咒罵它好 (damn its good) (i think i mean i just put it in altavista babel fish) (which by the way is a really good program tool, im just mentioning that for no reason)

this blog entry post was brought to you by alta babelfish translator............DING!!!!!!!!