Ladies and Gentlemen its time for yet another installment of THE SMACK DOWN

This week on the smackdown:

Björn Gustafsson
Woody Allen
Different countries
Weather

Ok lately there has be ALOT and i mean ALOT of talk about this new comedian called björn gustafsson and i thought i would check him out, so i did, i looked at a few clips and some stand up material he had done and so on and i have to admit that he truly REALLY IS thoughroughly UNFUNNY, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT he is NOT funny, seriously i have a cat thats retarded and is missing a leg and sixteen whiskers and is an allround ASSHOLE but STILL sloggi, (my cat) is TEN times funnier while having EXPLOSIVE diarreah than when björn gustafsson is on his A GAME.

POMEZ INFERNO, this is my seven circles of HELL ala pomez

the first circle you have a constant listening to bette middler music while listening to vegetarians and vegans talk about how drugs and hippie stuff is the best thing in the world

the second circle is a constant red carpet show fashion GAY ASS modeling world crap always playing and some DOUCHE GAY guy in the GAYESt clothes ever comes up to each one AND you too and ask SO WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?!?!??! first of all ASSLOVER you dont WEAR someone you wear CLOTHES that its YOU DONT WEAR A BRAND you ARENT A BRAND you just HAVE CLOTHES!!!

the third circle is where all the parkeringsvakter and people that give böter for parking badly are located, they dwell with people such as brutus judas and stalin, no matter what they do in the third circle they get a parking TICKET SHOVED up their ASSES and kicked up so far it comes out of their noses.

The fourth circle is reserved for woody allen movies playing NON STOP on a big screen and people that find that kind of humor funny sit and mingle and discuss why ANDY WARHOLS art is soo amazing.

the fifth circle consist only and entirely of people that love to solve mathematical problems and discuss different formulas and pythogaras SATS and so on, isaac newton is there too getting calculators shoved up his ASS hmmm ALOT of gay and ass associations in this entry hmm i wonder why that is, anyway isaac newton and all his likes are in the fifth circle

The sixth circle and the second worse criminals EVER in mankind is reserved for the people that LOVE american idol and sit and watch it all the time getting super excited by something that is sooo staged and prewritten and NOT getting that is the sad part thinking its all live and all sooo spontaneous.

the seventh and most horrible circle of pomez inferno is reserved for the mtv generation and all those who love shows like laguna beach, the hills and OC and people that dream of being like such ho's as paris hilton, lindsay lohan and so on and think that the optimal meaning in life is to be like the people that MTV takes to the utmost heights and celebrates.

imagin just in your own country your own city and your own county how much things there are to see how many different people live just in your own block and how many of them you dont know, how much they have seen and how many experiences they have, now imagin cultures and countries that have soo much to offer, basically i am saying that if you live in like borlänge or oslo or WHEREVER in the world try to see as much of the world as you can so you can see and learn new things, there is sooo much to see out there, HOWEVER the only exception to this rule is if oyu live in stockholm then you have seen THE ULTIMATE thta mankind can offer and there is nothing more than can be achieved, seen or experienced, it HAS EVerytHINg, it has it ALL and thats just that, WARM HOT WEATHER like ALWAYS, i was in the caribbean just recently and it was SOOO DAMN COLD but here NOPE sun and SUPER HOT ALL THE DAMN TIME, oh what you dont agree well SCREW YOU dont read this then, truth hurts?? what its not the truth??? SAYS WHOO?? youuu?? well where is your blogg to back it up, AREEEE thought NOT!!!!!

ok top ten list of why QAZVIN is awesome

10) if you get rear ended in qazvin cars are never a FACTOR
9) if you get bumped from behind again CARS are not a factor
8) using the backdoor when going to someones house has NOTHING to do with using a door
7) their main road is callled the hershey highway
6) the biggest work factory in qazvin is the FUDGE packing industry
5) the highest count of broadway musicals per capita in the world are all located on hershey street
4) the Qazvin FUDGE PACKERS with Borhan Favroshian have broken some major records
3) when they tell you to KONcentrate you better RUN like the WIND!!!!
2) the best selling car is the AMBORGHINI KONTOUCH
1) aah just make up something yourself

talk to you later, hare bye gone for now