you know something billy what is it,
billy: im scared!
BOOOLSHIITTTT! you aint afraid of no man,
Billy:there something out there and it AINT NO MAN!!! ASSÅ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE DIALOUGE is BEYOND OSCAR!!!!!

youre bleeding, i aint got TIME TO BLEED!!!!! FATTARUU HE AINT GOT NO DAMN TIME TO MUDDAF#%#%ING BLEED!!!!

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!!! ok firs of all BIGGIT UP to george michael for keeping it STRAIGHT!!! yes he IS and thats just a FACT!!!

number four as you all know commercials and marketing is always to a key audience, for example in the us AND everywhere else when for example daytime tv soap operas are on WHAT just happens to be the main commercial product?? YES cleaning detergent stuff and diaper crap and WOMENS product and allround feminist embargo stuff, WHY well its clear cuz about 90% of the people that watch those shows are women, stay at home mothers and the other 10% that watch those shows might be guys but they still use women products IF you catch my dreezy!!!

so when i for example watch my NBA GAMES what are the ONLY two products that are shown and commercializeuueuzed, thats right you guessed it BEERS AND CARS, first of all GREAT combination, you first see some backed up cowboy with boots from here to high noon seven that is sitting with his buddies at some construction site fake talking and then you see a toyota tundra pull a 747 with its RADIO ANTENNA yes thats how powerful this 59999 horse power MONSTER IS and then straight after a commercial for beer that basically tells you how many ho's you will bang by drinking their beer. AND THE BEST OF ALL is when they ALWAYS say drink responsibly, ok let me ask a general question how do you KILL responsibly, or HARM yourself with responsibility???? does this mean only drink so much that your judgement only gets impaired with oh say 15% but NO MORE cuz then you really dont know what you are doing, oh man last night i had SUCH a great time dude, i think i mean i was pissdrunk and i dont remember shit and im not ACTUALLY SUPER sure as to why my ASS is SUPER sore and my new best friend pablo is laying in my bed with a pink tutu on, BUT IT WAS A BLAST!!!

hmm very nice you spend tons of cash on something that smells like urine and makes you act like urine all so you cannot remember it, excellent, next time you go to the caribbean buy a first class ticket and travel in style then enjoy the palm trees beach and nice breezes BUT then when you come back you will remember NOTHING but only FEEL the STD you contracted at CHILI CHILI HAVANA BANG BANG CLUB and you are 5000 dollars less in your wallet.
Now i know there is some question as to whether i am PRO or against alcohol but i am somewhat against it for the simple reason that if you are going to INSIST on drinking something that looks smells and probably tastes like urine then i wanna corner the market and the first zip ill let you have for free and then for a low price and sixteen glasses of water i got your BEER RIGHT HEA!!direct imported from whatever country you like.

oh and take a look at my new proctologist, (if you dont know what that is or whta they do then figure it out or just leave it a mystery) but actually hes very gentle, the thing he is holding is actually only a bit cold but other than that its pretty comfy.







Top 15 Reasons why SKELEdocTOR is the best proctologist and kicks ASS!! (literally)

15) He DEMANDS the truth, the HOLE truth and nothing BUTT the truth!!

14) The term "TEAR your ASS APART" is a guarantee, suffer at least 20% or more tearing or double your money back!!

13) He will ALWAYS GIVE you the THUMBS UP!!

12) He is soo PEDANT with his work he's just downright ANAL!!

11) Fist of fury is not in this case the Bruce Lee movie, its just a medical procedure he uses

10) There is an actual life sized statue standing in Qazvin square in tribute to SKELEdocTOR

9) He is EXTREMELY KONcentrated on his work!!

8) SKELEdocTOR is SOO well known for his work that HE gives ALIENS anal probes

7) his favorite comic book caracters are ASSterix and AnalBlixt and ASSKUNGEN

6) He was the top of his class in Qazvin Medical School class of '79 (funny thing is the school isnt even official its just something a few dudes cooked up)

5) The term FIRE IN THE HOLE takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING with SKELEdocTOR

4) The term "the bad guy always gets it in the end" AGAIN takes on a whole new meaning with SKELEdocTOR

3) The END IS NEAR is the first SIGN you see hanging in SKELEdocTORS waiting room

2) SKELEdocTOR LOOOOVES URANUS, sadly it is not the planet we are talking about

1) He-Man came in for a check up, left as SHE-MAN!!

aight hare bra more later hopefully