Thursday, August 16, 2007

ok first of all we GOTTA give it up to indian music, more than 12 years ago i was listening to it and of course everybody made fun of me, and then like 8 years later EVERYBODY was listening to it and NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY remembered making fun of me and realizing that i did it fourty YEARS before them BUT nobody likes to admit they SUCK HARDER THAN A VACUUM CLEANER IN MEGA HEAT!!! but to all of oyu that did make fun and then ended up loving it CITING that oh no but i liked it before oyu did and stuff SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IT!!!!!!

the guy from tropical heat had BALLS!!!!! hairy ones too i bet since his shirt was ALWAYS ALWAYS open and by BOY GEORGE he didnt care WHO KNEW IT

insurance companies are the biggest THIEVES in the WORLD, yes even more so than CARMAX!!! thats from a previous entry long time ago when carmax tried to CHEAT us out of our car but we ended up selling it WAY BETTER than they were offering so to carmax yet again i say SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

product placement is what keeps shows and programs alive i GET THAT but if you are gonna do it AT LEAST try to be a bit discreezy or like you know NOT flash the product in someones face, i give you a pathetic example, martha stewart has a segment on SHAVING, yes SHAVING out of the blue, a program that mostly is about cooking and fixing a rubber plant with a mcgyver knife and two packs of kevin federlines gums in his pocket, BUT suddenly she has a guest on that is ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, a PROFESSIONAL SHAVER!!! and she is like very casually saying ok so tell us a bit about shaving and has one of her crew members sitting in the chair that is gonna get a shave, by the way the song from smallville somebody save me a funny goofy looking friend of my said somebody shave me and now whenever the song comes on i SCREAM of the top of my LIZZAIS (lungs) SOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEBODY SHAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! and laugh all the way to the BANK!!! anyway the guys says oh i use gilette and marta is like oh but why would you use any other shaver gillette is the best and basically goes on and on about the STUPID ASS gillette shaver in SUCH A manner and with SUCH passion you would think its the only toy she had to play with while in the SLAMMER!!! to martha and all you FAKERS out there that DONT know how to discretly market something i say SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

IF ANYYBODY i dont care WHO has seasons 11 and 12 of hawaii five 0 i will LICK THE living donkey moose out of oyu to get it, seriously fix all episodes of those two seasons and i will SWING your BALLS IN A NUTSWING with a cherry on top!!! but if you were to give me some stupid ass advice about like oh have oyu tried ebay or bla or dididid and stuff and you think i havent tried it already well then take it away MAESTRO CARD, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok love gone

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