Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A man once said

"I would love the world if it wasnt for all the people"

khob dige che kar konim he does have a piont at at times.


A list of things you should always think about when whatever

1) If you are tired and want to sleep JUST SLEEP, doesnt matter if you are at work or whatever just go ahead and SLEEP!! HOWEVER a few jobs cannot do this, air traffic controllers, lawyers and gas station attendants, other than that ANY OTHER job you have you can sleep whenever I DARE you to find ONE Single job where it would be dangerous if they slept in the middle of their jobs, ONE single one, YALLA come on find me one

2) atomic bombs are not nice but i hear this atomic KITTEN is quite the opposite, what is this thing anyways?

3) kitty and the hardy brothers, NEVER READ IT!!

4) Ice cubes when done right can be sooo HOT!!!

5) Fire handled super correctly can be COOL!!! ok did you see what i did there? thats what we call a 2 cent word play half jokey joke, yes they are so lame you could slip into a coma just reading them BUT whattugonnadoo

6) what did the chicken say to the tomato when they crossed the road
BAAAQ BAAQQ mothaF#%#A!!
its a chicken idiot they dont talk.......yet, and since WHEN can a tomato CROSS a damn road!!

7) Criss cross were a little music band back in the day when people would say, hey you think that maybe one day when people wanna remember back to today they will say back in the day??

i dont know maybe maybe not now do you want your damn chai or not? CHIT ME!! thats CHAI HIT ME for short

8) when realllllly realllllyyy tired you can hallucinate thing that you know arent there or dont make sense, for example once i saw this feminist girl and she was ACTUALLY HOT!! i mean that just CANT be true can it???

9) size doesnt matter??? eh how come only the small people say that? since when did BAGBUU from zambia come and say EHHH moon i ahve a horses one but you know that doesnt matter!?

no its the frustrated acne wearing 18 year old asshole teen that thinks he is soo cool with his halo and world of warcraft games and is getting as many dates as a dates seller man is getting AFTER dating season is over and the fields were rained out by massive tornado rain storms, basically stop saying size doesnt matter when you CLEARLY know it does, if size didnt matter then people shopping at växjö malls would be as content with that as they would be in like west edmonton mall thats slightly bigger, just google it damnit if you dont know what it is!!! or ok ok like borås kommunalhus saying well our building JUST as much man as the empire state building, why cuz size doesnt matter!! YEAH GHORBONET!!!

10) after doing some more personal research i have concluded that size DO in fact NOT MATTER!!!! you see its.................. ARE YOU JOKING!!! it matters and matters big, in fact after some personal HANDS ON RESEARCH i have concluded that size is the ONLY thing that matters, a good heart, honour, love and all that is NOTHING compared to a BIG DONG!!! and for all of you thinking i have been talking about a certani thing its NOT THAT, although size THERE matters OF COURSE but the size issue i am talking about is about CASH, how much one has or doesnt have!!

11) the axis of evil = oprah harry potter and mange schmidt for now!!

12) audi cars SUCK SOO MUCH scrotum its down right ZESHT!!!

13) P1 P2 P3 radio stations are evil

14) i am sitting at work BORED out of my mind so if you think this lis is gonna end anytime soon then FORGET it

15) tired so the list ends here now, more to come later love gone fornow

MVH

Pomezilla

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