WHY MY BLOG ROCKS AND OTHERS SUCK!!

oh hey guys we just came back from a trip to El maso lasso in arizona or something and BOY Are we hammered with love and lots of FAKE YADDI YADDI BLA BLA BLA, PLEEASEEE you are not that awesome and you are not all jippidydippidy all the time, oh what was that? im sorry what?? you are OFFENDED i am pissing all over you? WELL BO FRIGGIDY HOOO this HEA IS MY BLIZZLE not yours now is it, so you go on and blog about SUPER DUPER faKE boring stuff on yours and ill BLOG the hell out of my own, hehe most of you right now must be thinking damn whose blog is he so pissed at, nobodys actually i am just showing the hypoCRAZYNESS of most peoples blog where they PERPETUATE or HOWEVER you spell that word of their own lives, FOR EXAMPLE

oh DEAR wonderful friends of ours that we love and adore SOO DAMN Much but we forget to call and NEVER stay in touch with unless we WANT something from them, this past weekend we went to our super duper BEST friends down in madrid spain or rome or athens or GOHESTAN i dont care WHERE and we were all jolly jimminy super swell happy, then we stopped at a dinner tihi it was soo awesome, my significant other and her MOTHER had a ham egg cheese double fisted sandwich with tuna on the side, WELL WOW isnt that SOOO FANTASTIC mister/mrs bloggers, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man thats not blogging about your life, thats blying HAHAH see what i did there, i took blogging and lying and did it to BLYING, it SOO WORKS doesnt it!!!

my point is, MY BLOG KICKS ASS, and since nobody ever will read this anyway i will just say WHATEVER THE HELL DAMN I PLEASE why because i CAN!!! a REAL BLOG has entries talking about NEW MADE DUOS of superheroes and in what METALLIC way they shall AHAN KIISE someone to death, not some SUPER duper boring story about whos wedding or whose event or whos ASS you wiped LAST NIGHT with your SUPER SMASHTASTIC TISSUE you found while looking for your super loved one in the motel, oh funny story, she got lost and i had to rescue the day BLA BLA YEAH RIGHT!!!!

example of normal boring blog

"oh dear wonderful loving friends whom we LOVE so much, yesterday we hit the town and my friend nudushusususiananan agherebaradariananaseh showed us around this super swell museum and we ALL laughed soo hard MILK came out our ASSES!!!!

example from MY AWESOME BLOG

"as harry potter bent down to get his WAND from the ground OPTIMUS PRIME entered the room and took out his MEGA ZOOKA and blasted a hole in harry potter so HUGE hermoine GROOIN didjiridooJER filled the hole up with water and used it for a swimming pool"

AWESOME STUFF Mister pomez, why thank you i agree!!!

so to ALL you fake bloggers out there, PLEASE PLEASE get with the program, THUG BLOG LIFE 4-ever FAKERS!!!!