We continue here at the POMEZ redaction to post our favorite women, before you witnessed THE BEAUTIFUL BETTY that is anything but ulgy, see beauty is from the inside, if the soul is beautiful the person will radiate it too.

In another installment of our women that ROCK the house til one of the walls that supports this house literally stands up and says : LAISE THE LOOF we will continue with our empowerment of WOMEN THAT ROCK THE CASBA!!!!

Ladies and MADAR SAGS I give you KELLY JIGARET RA BERAM CLARKSON!!! such a cute person, I want to take her out for a coffee but I don't drink coffee so VANAK it is, I want to serenade her with HARD METALLIC songs ala Dariush while I tell her how good looking she is!!

SORRY SORRY many things going on right now but bloggs are to come, til then let us all remember the following:

MTV SUCKS

the dishwasher actually works just had to turn the knob

NEVER EVER actually carrying heavy stuff but rather PAYING for movers

DAIM MARABOU CHOCOLATE IS BEYOND GOOD

anyways more stuff to come love gone

There is alot of talk about the two shows American Dad and Family Guy and alot of people wonder which show is actually funnier and better, well the answer is simple, AMERICAN DAD puts family guy SOOOOOOOOOO FAR behind it it's JUST RETARDED!!! It's soo creative, so funny, soo EXCELLENT it leaves you assless with a farm attched!! Family guy is very funny but American Dad is BEYOND funny, it's BEYOND UBER funny, BEYOND BOB SAGET funny, MY MAN STAN SMITH can with ONE look alone get me ROLLING on the floor laughing, now i know alot of you might have opinions that differ from that of mine regarding this so very HOT issue and you might even suggest that family guy is funnier, im sorry but its not, the facts dont support it and its just not the truth, THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH that will MELT your ice cap and bust one in your ass too at the same time is as remains, family guy very funny, AMERICAN DAD MUCHO AI PAPI BENDITO MUCHAS FUNNY, I LOVE YOU STAN SMITH!!!!!!

IN TRUE SAMUEL L JACKSON ANDA I really honestly and without FCC crap want to say that I AM SOO MUDDAF(#¤#¤ING TIRED of these MUDDAF¤#¤#ING WIRES EVERYWHERE, coming out of every little DAMN thing, tvs, vcrs, dvds, phones, TOILETS and EVERYTHING, isnt it ABOUT DAMN TIME we actually upgrade to WIRELESS electricity from the walls SENT to the cd system, tvs and everything in the house I mean DAMNIT its 2006 and we still havent done CRAP!!! MUDDADAMNIT LETS GET OUR ACT TOGETHER DAMNIT!!! F#%#ING WIRES!!!!!

Some good advice to people out there

"If you play hard to get you wont get SHIT"

Good things goes to those who wait, but the BEST things goes to those who DONT!!"

"Isaac Newton STILL SUCKS"

My strong black brother helped me out ALOT this past weekend and few days for this his deserves a ROS, but he actually wanted me to carry stuff TOO for this he gets RIS!!!! no but it was really good stuff, baleh khodeshe

Swedish commercials on TV blow SO much CHUNKS its just down RIGHT RETARDED!!!

God made you what he made you, are you now ready to be what you could and should be?"

KHODESHE hare bra love gone

HAHAHAH NOW THIS IS JUST FUNNY STUFF!!! (don't really know WHAT picture to insert here but still is funny hehehe)

Invånarna i Fjuckby, Uppsala, är trötta på att förknippas med "könsrelaterade aktiviteter" och kräver att stavningen av ortsnamnet ändras till "Fjukeby

"Namnet väcker löje, retsamhet och munterhet hos allmänheten, vilket leder till känslor av leda, pinsamhet och betingad skam hos ortsborna", står det i skrivelsen till Lantmäteriverket. Lantmäteriverket begär nu yttranden från Institutet för Språk och folkminnen samt från Riksantikvarieämbetet.

Ett beslut i frågan kan bli vägledande även för ett antal andra orter runt om landet med tvetydiga

Bland exemplen: Onansbygd, Flateby, Rumpsjön, Lem, Bögholmen, Muslickberget, Ballekkåtan och Kukasjärvi, Brittas Hål, Mors Torva, Snålkuk, Valefittan och Djuparöven.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA I dont care HOW mature you PRETEND to be and how fancy smanchy stuck up you wanna come off, EVEN YOU ARE LAUGHING!!!! this is just funny, hahah and NO I am not making this up, it's from svt news.

NOW THIS WAS A FUNNY MOVIE!!!

But I also liked that it had a good message about standing up for others and the general outline was PROTECT at all cost!!

My favorite line from the movie that REALLY GOT TO ME was

"A strong man stands up for himself, an even STRONGER man stands up for others"

DAMNIT I DAMN NEAR WET MYSELF with joy when I heard that, it was truly beautiful!!!!

But on top of that its a FUNNY MOVIE!!!! ANIMATION MOVIES ARE THE BEST!!!

THE TRIANGLE TRIFECTA OF CHEAP BARGAINS!!!! Now they are not the cheapest, not by a longshot, you will always find cheaper fruit or whatever stuff in like Husby or some other GANGSTA HAVEN, RESPECT TO THE HUSBY LEN!!!
Anyways they are still very good and the good thing about THESE three places are that they are located in Häggvik within like 1 min from each other, AND two of them, VINN stormarknad and Maxi Stormarknad JUST OPENED recently, MEANING that they are ALL AT WAR with each other BIATCH!!!!
The winner?? YOU THE CONSUMER!!! so go exchange those schekels and GO NUTS cuz if oyu wanna shop at good prices and find good stuff I recommend Häggvik, that's if you are not MARD enough to come down to HUSBY AND GET SOME SERIOUS savings on, anyway take care love gone for now :)

JEAN RENO IS LE FROG!!
THE SNAILS ARE SOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

Magneto is DA TOAD!!

WOLVERINE IS RODDY YII!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!

I find everybodys pain funny but my own, i am french HÅHÅHÅHÅH it's just ONE of several fun stuff he says, dude the five hours thing made me gazonkers!

Asså GOLD!! JEAN RENO YOU ROCK!!!!

He plays LE FROG and BOY TO MAN AND MAN TO BOY AGAIN IS HE FUNNY!!!!!! He and his entourage of french spy whatevers are MUNDO FUNNY!!!

These singing halazon snails or whatever they are at one point made me laugh SOOO hard king kong and godzilla stopped fighting and started having GREAT BIG ASS DINASOUR MONKEY NUT KONG SEX just to have something else to do than endure my HARD ASS LAUGH!!

Bottomline this movie was SOOO CREATIVE soo funny man it drives you BONKERS with a little side of noggen on the blarney it DOES!!! Dude it just has JOKE after JOKE after clever new creative fun bit, its AMAZING MOYT!!

SUPERMAN IS THE SHIZNITT!!! HAHAH he is just all of DAT and a bag of doritos wrapped in bubble gum pistachiousoliocousso!!!


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(for legal reaons this post has been read and approved by Atra pesonally)
ATRA IS SOO FLYYY..........................
HOW FLY IS HE???
Man he soo fly he be called MAGASS GONE WILD!!!

This is a new section of the Pomez blogg that we are introducing, we take VAIN ASS people that just LOVE themselves SOO DAMN much that they want us to do a cover story on them, and as an honour TO HIM we have chosen ATRIZZLE the ASS DRILLER BAKHTMOBILE DRIVER AzamiDIZZLE as our first victim.

Biography:
Atra was born in the POOREST ghetto in the world where things were so tough that if you wanted to drink milk you had to bazooka-shoot-kill a cow and the cut up the stomach and literally with your hands pluck out the milk, he is known to on millions of ocassion remind everyone JUST how poor he was and how tough life was.
Atra was sooooo poor he had to draw pictures of food then eat it and then recycle his CRAP into clean paper again so he could draw food again and eat THAT TOO!!
He was sooo poor when somebody would ring their doorbell Atra would put his head out the window and say "ding dauung"
The ghetto he came from was soo tough and soo bad ass the crips and the bloods use to go on fortbildningskurser there in cuttery, snittery, bad assology and diceology.

This hood was SOO bad the teenage BOYS got pregnant and the teenage GIRLS LEFT THEM!!!!

After his HARD HARD upbringing and very tough childhood where he had to fight to go to school and get an education so he could ONE day get himself out of the SUPER tough ghetto called handen & brandbergen in Haninge more commonly known as MURDER CENTRAL BITCH!!!

After that he started to come into his own, he started getting women ALL across the world, from thailand to cyprus to brazil (the fact that he had to pay for them is a sidnotis as we call it) but just MARVEL and LOVE THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!

The man who has many names such as ATRA the PIPELINE, ATRA THE DRILL-MASTER, and my personal favorite ATRA THE GOHESAG!!!!!
Love him or hate him the atradog's on TOP and he's gonna shine til day he DROP!!!!!
Sorry about the CENSUR but one time he LEFT IT ALL OUT THERE so we had to for the sake of the ladies in the audience make sure they were not offended by this man's "LARGENESS", ladies dare you take a ride on the ATRA!!!!!! hahahaha

JUST when I thought it was ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE for Telenor to make a MORE annoying commercial than the STUPID mini bearded FAGWIPE that was sooooooo annoying they go and PISS ALL over the COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME song, and further more just WHAT THE HELL is that song suppose to mean when a girl comes and says: COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME!!????
anyway it doesnt matter because THAT commercial with them THINKING they are SOO clever using all the stupid cellphones and whatnot to make noises VAII AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT SUCKS and then come together E RAIIT NAUUU an old 78 year old NON ENGLISH speaking JERK tries to be all cool and american, E RAIIT NAUUU IS WRONG BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!! AHHHH THAT FELT GOOD TO GET IT OUT you STUPID TELENOR ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

Bottom line swedish commercial SUUUUCK ANUS FARTS damnit get with the program and STOP being SOOOO pathetic!!

The ten most important news stories that dominate the world news today:

1) Superman Returns DVD came out recently and I URGE NAY I DEMANDWA that EVERY SINGLE person in the WORLD even the ones that have no money to go GET IT!! watch it and ORGASM to heights only superman flies to.

2) They have officially cancelled the premier league in england due to lack of quality and absolute asghal play and they are replacing it with reruns of Benny Hill, now THATS something thats funny and not tragic.

3) Curling, bowling, golfing, BÖGSKYTTE and so forth are officially taken down from the sports list and recalled for what they really are, a boring tuesday with nothing to do activity

4) KISTA GROSSEN officially becomes the worlds largets company surpassing ExxonMobile due to the fact that they had a bigger profit in their first quarter, ExxonMobile had about 36 Billion dollars in profit the first quarter, Kista Grossen had about 36 GAZILLION!!!


5) Tom Cruise and John Travolta feel NUTS from all their activities, guess what they are doing TO FEEL NUTS!!!!

6) OASIS career is STILL missing and presumed DEAD, as is Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys and Kanye West is just an all round ASSHOLE!!!!

7) Justin Timberlake BEGGED to be the man in the relationship with Cameron Diaz but got BITCH SLAPPED so hard it broke his SEXY BACK in three pieces, cameron diaz in her turn was ASS SLAPPED by Lucy Liu soo hard the next angels movie cameron dezzy can play in will be BARKLEYS ANGELS hahaha far fetched and LAME but I DONT CARE!!!!

8) Jack Bauer is scheduled to kill at LEAST 7000 people in the new season of 24 that starts next month, this is of course in the first episode alone, then it follows a simple math formula, take the amount of confirmed kills from the previous episode and multiply that by 3 and subtract 15 and you have the death count for each following episode, not sure but the final death toll for season six will most likley end up being about all of denmarks population.

9) James Bonds Casino Royale ROCKS BITCHESS!!!!

10) THE POMEZ BLOG get 90 Trillion hits a day and becomes the biggest site in three galaxies, surpassed only by Alien Debbie does Andromeda.gorg (galaxy org), cant compete with that!!!